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Friday Yuk - Comprehending IT professionals - Take One

By aidemzo_adanac ·
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Comprehending IT professionals - Take One
Two IT students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second IT student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, "Take what you want.", so I took the bike.

The first IT student nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't fit."

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Comprehending IT professionals - Take Two

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Friday Yuk - Comprehendin ...

An architect, an artist and an IT professional were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The IT professional said, "I like both." "Both?" The IT professional replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

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Comprehending IT professionals - Take Three

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Friday Yuk - Comprehendin ...

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Comprehending IT professionals - Take Four

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Friday Yuk - Comprehendin ...

A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of Divisional Manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two"? The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "twenty-two." The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a calculator and showed the answer to be between 3.999999 and 4.000001. The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v. Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four. The last applicant was an IT professional. The businessman asked him, "How much is two and two?" The IT professional got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?" He got the job.

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Comprehending IT professionals - Take Five

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Friday Yuk - Comprehendin ...

An IT professional was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The IT professional took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the IT professional took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The IT professional said, "Look I'm an IT professional. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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Comprehending IT professionals - Take Six

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Friday Yuk - Comprehendin ...

Four engineers get in a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical Engineer says: "It's a broken starter"
The Electrical engineer says: "Dead battery"
The Chemical engineer says: "Impurities in the gasoline"
The IT engineer says: "Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we all get out of the car and get back in"

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The link would have been easier :)

by Slayer_ In reply to Friday Yuk - Comprehendin ...
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Didn't get it there

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to The link would have been ...

I can't stand the peckerwood!

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It was the first search result for "IT Jokes"

by Slayer_ In reply to Didn't get it there

So I thought it was funny that it was the jokes you posted.

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Ok,

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to It was the first search r ...

I wasn't sure if maybe you worked with the pr*ck.

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Time off for cleaning

by Slayer_ In reply to Friday Yuk - Comprehendin ...

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”

“Thanks, boss,” says Smith “I knew I could count on you!”

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