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Friday Yuk for May 4 the second

By heml0ck ·
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My apologies if there is another one started....

there is :

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers,
which he was. When he finished his drink, He found his horse had
been stolen.

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air,
caught it
above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with
surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back
by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't
like to
have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had
another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered
out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you go...what happened
in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

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My donation for Yuk

by EvilBelle In reply to Friday Yuk for May 4 the ...

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!

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Hey EvilBelle!!

by Steffi28 In reply to My donation for Yuk

I was wondering who this was for a second then!! You took Dave's advice I see I love the new name by the way I think were all over in the other yuk

you should repost your joke over there, I liked it although at first for some reason I thought it said during a paypal auction

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