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FRIDAY YUK - Official! Queen Gadget says so!!

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me, too....

by gadgetgirl In reply to FRIDAY YUK - Official! Qu ...

reminds me of the instructions with a Yank iron that stated "do not use on clothes whilst wearing....."

It shouldn't surprise me, though - whilst picking up a script from the chemists the other week, I saw a box of suppositories with the instructions in huge bold font on the back "DO NOT SWALLOW".......

...... grief .............



GG

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Visit to the doctor

by jdclyde In reply to me, too....

A man is having "issues going".

He goes to see the doctor, who prescribes some suppositories for him and tells him to come back in a week.

A week later the man comes back, and the doctor asks if the suppositories did the trick.

"**** no, they didn't do a thing for me! For all the good they did, I could have just shoved them up my a$$!"


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Iron

by RPip In reply to me, too....

Sorry, m'lady. Can't be a Yank iron if it says 'whilst' on the instructions. Must be a knock-off from your side of the pond.

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soreeeeeeeee!

by gadgetgirl In reply to Iron

I autocorrect as I type..... the pedant in me makes me do it.....



GG

]:)

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How Ironic.

by Locrian_Lyric In reply to Iron
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NO MORE THE SHARP HEDGES

by Dr Dij In reply to Iron

While stocking up on canned goods, for the inevitable quake that will occur out here in La La Land, California, I decided that I should include a can opener to keep in the van. Didn't need to be expensive. I grabbed one at the $.99 store. Metal, with plastic turning thing, looked easier to use than those army type mini openers.

What caught my eye, was the card it was twistied to. You can see that English is not the copy-writer's native language, and probably why the item ended up in the $.99 store. BTW, it works fine. This is how it was on the card, letter for letter.

On the bright side, look how much money they must have saved in translation fees.

WONDER FUL CAN-OPENER-L'
WONDERFULL CAN OPENER.
'NO MORE THE SHARP EDGES OF THE CANS'
'THE NEW PROCESS OF LATERAL CUTTING OPEN ALL THE CANS WITH TOTAL SECURITY WITH CUTTING UNDER THE COVER'
'THE COVER REMAIN ATTACHED UN-
TIL YOU THROW IT IN THE DUST bin'

-AVANTAGE:
WHEN YOU REMOVE THE COVER,
THE HEDGES ARE COMPLETELY
ELIMINATED.NO MORE INJURIES
OF HAND OR FINGERS WHEN YOU
HANDLE THE COVER.

-HYGIENIC:
THE ACTION OF LATERAL CUTTING IS MADE UNDER THE COVER.
THIS SYSTEM AVOID THE DIRTY OVER TO FALL IN THE FOOD.
THE FOOD IS NEVER IN CONTACT WITH THE WHEEL OF THE CAN
OPENER.

-DISH MACHINE WASHABLE.

-ATTENTION:
AVOID THE CONTACT WITH THE TOP OF THE TIN
CAN WHICH MAY HAVE THE SHARP EDGES.


MADE IN CHINA/FABRIQUE EN CHINE

(no more sharp HEDGES? :)

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Sharp Hedges hurt

by The Scummy One In reply to NO MORE THE SHARP HEDGES

especially when you are trying to hide in them.

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Ok but

by Dr Dij In reply to Sharp Hedges hurt

just don't try opening your can with them!

Avoid the dirty over to fall in!

The hedges are completely eliminated!

Did you see the link in other discussion to 'rock snot', didymo species?

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Why did you yank an iron anyway?

by Locrian_Lyric In reply to me, too....
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There's a reason...

by GSG In reply to me, too....

for those labels. Someone, somewhere, has done EXACTLY what they are warning against, and sued. It's like the dummy who ordered coffee from McDonalds, spilled it, and sued because it scalded her. Hello!!!! You ordered HOT coffee! Of course it will scald you. I can't believe she got millions out of that.

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