[b]Wife vs Girlfriend[/b]
Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a mobile
At home you watch TV
but when you go out you take your mobile
No money, you keep your old TV
got money, you change your mobile
Sometimes you enjoy TV
but most of the time you play with your mobile
TV is free for life
but for the mobile, if you don’t pay, services will be terminated
TV is big and bulky
mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is minimal
but for the mobile it is often high and demanding
Most importantly, mobile is a two-way communication ( you talk and listen )
but with the TV you must only listen ( whether you like it or not )
but always remember…..
TV’s don’t have viruses
mobiles often do…
