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Friday Yuk Videos and Jokes

By neilb@uk ·
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Great three-minute comic cameo by Rik Mayall as Lord Flashheart.

Enjoy a piece of the most over-the-top acting by an over-the-top comic.

"AHH Nursey, I like it firm and fruity!  Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a CANOE in my pocket!"


OK, so now find something to make ME laugh!

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by Jessie In reply to Friday Yuk Videos and Jok ...

a guy had 3 daughters.

one daughter, Rose, says "daddy how did you come up with my name?"
he says "right after you were born, the petal from a lovely rose fell to your forehead."
the 2nd daughter, Petunia asks the same thing "daddy how did you come up with MY name?"
he says "right after you were born, the 2 petals from a pretty petunia fell to your forehead."
the 3rd daughter Cinderblock says "APSKYFOIUBLEEERRRRRRRGGGGHH"

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by Slayer_ In reply to hehehe

Dang, now there is coffee on my monitor...

Too funny!!!

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I can't take the pressure

by maecuff In reply to Friday Yuk Videos and Jok ...

Make you laugh? What if I post something and it's not funny and you don't laugh? I don't think I could handle that.

And I can't look for any video clips because of the stupid web filter. By the time I CAN look for something, you'll be in bed and it will be too late.

I guess I could try finding some written words that are funny instead of a video, but then we get back to my initial fear. What if YOU don't find it funny?

Thanks, Neil..I was all excited about it being Friday and you've driven it out of me. I am left a quivering and inadequate basketcase.

Rik Mayhall? Is he the guy who played Drop Dead Fred? Of all the movies I've had to watch (repeatedly) with my spawn, that one is my favorite.

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That's the man

by neilb@uk In reply to I can't take the pressure

(well, spelt properly).

If you post something and I don't laugh, do you honestly think that I'm mean enough to tell you so?

Oh, I am so hurt!

Here's Rik as Alan B'stard, with Cherie Blair, wife to our PM of the time.

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by maecuff In reply to That's the man

The fact that you are hurt DOES help a little.

I am following some sage advice to get over the stress you caused me. The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things that you've started and left undone.

So..I ate the rest of a cheesecake, a bag of doritos, a box of chocolate and took the rest of my prozac.

All better now.

OHH..and thanks for the spelling correction. What would I do without you??

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Continue to spell words incorrrectly

by neilb@uk In reply to Well

Round here, though, who would notice?

Santee, maybe...

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What I lack in spelling skills

by maecuff In reply to Continue to spell words i ...

I make up in charm.

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Of course

by neilb@uk In reply to What I lack in spelling s ...

Goes without saying. :)

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For the programmers..

by Shellbot In reply to Friday Yuk Videos and Jok ...

(i LOVE this one!!)

"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

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by Shellbot In reply to For the programmers..

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, ?Are you ill??
The second byte replies, ?No, just feeling a bit off.?


Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ?Can I get you anything??

?Yeah,? reply the bytes. ?Make us a double.?


How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None ? It?s a hardware problem .


A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

(i laughed so hard at this one i almost blew coffee out my nose..doeat that make me a geek???)

?Knock, knock.?
?Who?s there??
very long pause?.


From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

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