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Friday Yuk !! Where is everybody?

By DadsPad ·
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Be happy with what you have. If you spend your life looking for greener pastures, you might find you're too old to climb the fence.

Two's company; three is the result.

The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

I know the difference between a good man and a bad man, but I haven't decided which I like better.
- Mae West -

Why is it a man's world when there are more women than men in it?

You could not watch television today without seeing Governor Blagojevich. Did you notice that?... Blagojevich did all these interviews and in one of them he compared himself to Martin Luther King. Blagojevich said 'I have a dream and for $100 I'll tell you about it.'"
--Conan O'Brian

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I think Blagojevich should continue comparing himself to MLK.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Friday Yuk !! Where is e ...

In fact, I think they should swap places.

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Not just MLK

by NotSoChiGuy In reply to I think Blagojevich shoul ...

He's compared himself to Ghandi and 'the founding fathers', as well, during the course of his demise.

My hope out of all of this is that he has some dirt on Emperor Daley, and takes him down, too. If you think Blago is/was bad, he's but a speck of dirt compared to the mountain range of corruption that is The Dishonorable Richard Daley II.

Now excuse me, as I go say a prayer giving thanks for affording me the opportunity to move outside of the city and into a nice suburban area! :)

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Probably on

by rob mekel In reply to Friday Yuk !! Where is e ...
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More Yuk

by DadsPad In reply to Friday Yuk !! Where is e ...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: ?That's not it? and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: ?That's it.?

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some that gave me smiles this week

by CaptBilly1Eye In reply to Friday Yuk !! Where is e ...

This one is in keeping with my affinity for optical illusions.

Optical Illusion Girlfriend:

The fact that this kid's dad filmed this one added to the laugh.

Kid Stoned on Laughing Gas:

Lastly, one that made me wonder how long it took to set up and then clean up.

Beer Bottle Dominos:

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Wow! Good files

by DadsPad In reply to some that gave me smiles ...

the first one was a good smile, the laughing gas was not too funny to me, but that is just me. The Beer Bottle Dominos was facinating. A good college waste of time. But it seems a hard way to just drink a beer.

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Where is everybody?

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Friday Yuk !! Where is e ...

Playing in that Valentine's Day sexual purity thread you started!

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by jck In reply to Where is everybody?

I haven't posted much in that other thread.

I'm not really into the whole "group thing" :^0


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Yes, I know, the purity thread is like the old days

by DadsPad In reply to Where is everybody?

But why is there so few willing to put in new jokes here? Most Friday Yuks! in the past had a lot of responses.

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I haven't come across anything lately

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Yes, I know, the purity t ...

that hasn't been posted.
But then, I'm sheltered.

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