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I have been asking myself in primary keys in general technology? can you help me on this area

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Friend...

by GuruOfDos In reply to General Technology

I'm sorry...your posting is confusing! Please restate your point clearly so that the rest of us can understand what you are trying to say!

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I'm with you here

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Friend...

That posting made no sence to me what so ever but I suspose there is something behind it.

By the way how's GuruOfDos mark 2 going?

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Thanks for your interest!

by GuruOfDos In reply to I'm with you here

She's just fine thanks Col. Four weeks old yesterday and gaining weight at a vast rate of knots! Looks more and more like her Daddy every day (poor thing!) and has already held her first Pozidrive screwdriver. Mum was not best impressed, but she avidly stares at the screen when Daddy is working on his computer and I think that she has all the makings of 'Daddys Little Helper'. I confidently expect her to 'take over' the TR forums from me in about 2018 or thereabouts!

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I can remember having my kids

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Thanks for your interest!

On a racing motorcycle when they where under 1 week old it didn't impress their mother either but at least it got them off her hands for a short time if only between feeds.

Now that they have grown up {Some Say as they are something like 29 and 27 years old} they still insist on jumping on any motorcycle that I have here and wanting me to take them for a ride {Currently that is a 1982 900 SS Ducati that I've had since new} and they have managed to get me to wear out a couple of tyres in the last 3 months but then I pay for them so there isn't a problem is there?

Make the most of her now as she will only get bigger and more opinated as she gets older. Personally I think they are the best in the first year of their lives as they only cause more problems as they get older and cost you more money as well.

Anyway glad to hear she's doing OK and hopefully every problem will be a little one that is easily fixed.

Best wishes on her continued happiness.

Col

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Just a word of warning G.O.D.

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Thanks for your interest!

When my first child was born I was called every name under the sun for getting the wife pregnent in the first place {even though it was her idea.} But what was interesting was after she got home I was told "Never Again" under any circumstances whoud she ever consider having another child.

That lasted for 16 -18 months when she declared "It's about time to have another child!" Now me wanting a quite life didn't argue at all and just went along with the whole thing but I couldn't help but wonder "What had changed?"

Well I survived the second birth {just} as she tried to strangle me durring the delivery and again I was told "NEVER AGAIN" only this time far more forceably. When she decided that another child might not be such a bad idea I held my ground and played back a tape that I had made all that time ago where she specificilly said "Never Again" and every time she came up with the idea about another child I just replayed the tape anyway after the youngest had reached about 5 years of age she gave up on the idea.

But to this day I just don't understand women as they say one thing and within a 2 year period want something else that they know will be a painfull experience but they want it anyway, maybe there is some burried need to suffer that is inside all women or the need to reproduce to feel like a woman but from experience draw the line at 2 and never consider having any more as you will endlessly be in the position of changing dirty nappies and the like. While babies are fun they do have their down sides and anyway you can only fit so many on your lap as you work without them getting in your way.

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Between us...

by GuruOfDos In reply to Just a word of warning G. ...

the wife and I now have 7 kids! She has 4 from her previous marriages and I have two from my previous marriage.

Guru Jr is the only one we can both lay claim to! However, she will definitely be the last as I will be getting a snipadictomy...Ouch!!!!

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G.O.D. this is totally off topic but

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Between us...

As you mentioned a pending opp I would like to advise you when it comes time not to shave rather grab some of the wifes hair removal cream and use that to remove the offending hair as if you shave it gets very itchy as it grows back.

But I'm relibily informed by my son who had to have some cardic tests that if you use hair removal gel it is far more comfortable.

Just a little tip from a friend or should that be fiend.

Anyway as promised you'll probably need this and since I can't e-mail it to you I'll post it here and although the formatting will get lost I think you'll get the general idea. Enjoy!

Application Form to Date My Daughter.


Note:- This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, linage and medical report from your doctor and all must be singed by a JP certifying their contents as True and Correct. Copies are unacceptable all submitted forms must be original!

NAME#_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Nickname/Alias#_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


Date of Birth# _ _ _ _ _ _ /_ _ _ _ _ _ _/_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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Weight:- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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Tax File Number# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Drivers Licence# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Vehicle Registration Number# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Boy Scout Rank# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Good Standing# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Home Address# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

City/State/Post Code# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Home Phone#{_ _ _ _ _ } _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Mobile Phone# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Pager# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _



Do You Own


A: Van?# _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

B: Truck with oversized tyres?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

C: Car with Boot Full of Speakers?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


Do have any of the following?

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B: Nose ring?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

C: Belly Button Ring?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

or piercings any other body parts?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

EXPLAIN:# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


Tattoo?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
{If you answered YES to any of the above questions; discontinue and leave the premises immediately!}

In 30 words or less, what does ?LATE? mean to you?#

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In 30 words or less, what does ?DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER? mean to you?#

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Church you attend# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

How often?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Best time to interview your pastor?# _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


Fill in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.

A: If I were beaten, the last bone I want broken is:#

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B: The one thing that I hope that this application does not ask me is?#

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C: Now answer the question you filled in on B#

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NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly {and I will find out}, discontinue this application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion.

I swear that all the above information provided is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.


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Signature {This means sign your name}


Please Note all questions marked with # must be answered also Not Applicable is not considered a valid answer also if you do not understand any of the questions please do not ask for clarification just discontinue and leave the premises immediately.

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be notified in writing. Please do not call or write as this could cause you unexpected injury and the rejection of this application.

If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

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Thanks buddy!

by GuruOfDos In reply to G.O.D. this is totally of ...

...only here in the UK, vasectomies are a five-minute keyhole job and they don't need to shave the old nut-sack anymore!!

I once (many years ago) shaved my legs as part of a charity fundraiser. Four of us, two guys and two gals, did a spoof performance of an Abba song at a 'talent night' to raise money for children with leukaemia. The subtle difference was that I played Anni-Frid, my buddy Dave played Agnetha, Sue played Benny and Karen played Bjorn!

Sue had a stick-on beard which was easy enough, but us 'lads' had to don high heels, false boobs and wigs! Dave and I were both quite hairy and the girls decided we had to shave our legs for full effect. It was a great night and a really good laugh, but when the stubble grew back, it wasn't so amusing. Wearing jeans was uncomfortable at best and as for riding my Honda 'bike to and from work......ouch!!!

I love that application form. It reminds me somewhat of a pub I used to drink in years ago. A sign behind the bar advertised 'Interest-Free Credit Facilities Available Here!'.

Now, any impecunious student with a thirst will tell you...that seemed like a good scheme...until you asked for the form. Fill in name, address, telephone number...no problem. Annual income and employer...no worries. Mothers maiden name...fair go!

Below this was the (very) small print:

"Credit facilities only extended to over 65's on production a Pension Book and all four living grandparents."

You win some.....

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The answer

by maxwell edison In reply to General Technology

You'll find the answer in the secondary keys of specific technology.

Hope this helps.

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The key to the solution

by GuruOfDos In reply to The answer

I think your answer needs no expansion, other than perhaps to expand on your answer.

The secondary keys need to be related to the primary keys in such a way that the secondary keys are related to the primary keys and this relationship needs specific technology. Specifically, technology relating to relationships between primary and secondary keys should form a relative relationship between specific keys, whether primary or secondary, and the relationship to technology MUST be specified as should the keys themselves.

When specific technology relating to the relative relationships related to the primary and secondary keys is applied, the relationship (in this area) to the answer must be related to the relative question to which the real relationship relates.

Come on Maxwell....if you allude to the answer as it relates to the question, you should be prepared to show a relatively clear and related relationship between the primary and secondary keys. Relatively speaking, you are correct, but the key is the specific technology.

Or am I talking bollocks here?

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