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    Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

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    by maecuff ·

    So..Today is my husband’s birthday and I’d like your help in wishing him a happy one.

    I asked Mojo what he wanted for his birthday and he said ‘nothing’. We just put a contract on a house and he didn’t want me to do anything special since we need to buy just about everything.. Instead of gifts, I thought it would be nice if my TR friends would help me out by wishing him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY..

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    • #2923116

      Get that Mojo flowing?

      by jdclyde ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeypOvsY91Q&feature=related

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMiBSt_ODN0&feature=related

      Enjoy your new home and a happy birthday to you! Break out the Tequila! 😀

    • #2923114

      A very Happy Birthday to you sir!

      by tig2 ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      May you find a day of joy followed by a year of peace. And the very best of luck in your new home!

    • #2923092

      Bappy Hirthday!

      by charliespencer ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Moj, see if you can get the lady to smoosh those avatar-lips against your face a few times. Oh, and good luck with the house!

      • #2924239

        Thank you, Palmetto

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Bappy Hirthday!

        Avatar lips against my face? WTF, it is my birthday. I think the lips can be put to better use, eh?

    • #2923090

      !!

      by ben “iron” damper ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Happy Birthday!!

      • #2924238

        Gracias, Senor Damper…

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to !!

        …had to add a little southwest flavor.

        • #2924203

          Cool!

          by ben “iron” damper ·

          In reply to Gracias, Senor Damper…

          My wife is spanish so I hear it often.
          And at work there are many spanish speaking folks as well.
          Hope your having a great b-day.

    • #2923089

      Happy birthday, MD :)

      by Sonja Thompson ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Wishing you a very wonderful day! Enjoy!

      • #2924235

        Wow..

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy birthday, MD :)

        …a birthday wish from Sonja, the bathing suit model!!! Wait until my buddies hear about this.

        Thank you, Sonja.

    • #2923087

      Happy Birthday mojo!

      by boxfiddler ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Many happy returns. As in live through that moving stuff and whatever you do, stay away from the shovel! 😀

    • #2923062

      happy b-day mojo

      by jck ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      hope it’s a good one

      • #2924229

        Thank you, jck…

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to happy b-day mojo

        Indeed, it’ll be good one. I have plans for Maecuff .

    • #2924258

      Happy Birthday Mojo!!!

      by Tammy.Cavadias ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      May you have a wonderful day!!

      -Tammy 🙂

    • #2924240

      Happy birthday Mojo.

      by ontheropes ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      It’s good to see you on TR. There aren’t many couples.

      • #2924236

        You never know…

        by maecuff ·

        In reply to Happy birthday Mojo.

        He COULD just be a figment of my imagination..

        • #2924227

          That’s true.

          by ontheropes ·

          In reply to You never know…

          It seems to me that you say that about everybody here. Maybe you’re just a figment of my imagination too. That’d be about right. 😀

          Okay. ‘Fess up. Who broke the emoticons?

        • #2924216

          Move along…

          by mojodelirium ·

          In reply to You never know…

          there’s nothing to see here.

          Actually, I’m a filament of your hallucination.

        • #2924201

          Or

          by ben “iron” damper ·

          In reply to You never know…

          Maybe it’s what you’ve named your trusty shovel??

      • #2924224

        Thank you, OTR.

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy birthday Mojo.

        Ah, Maecuff threatened to take away my Pee Wee Herman talking doll if I didn’t stop lurking here.

        • #2924215

          Thank you.

          by ontheropes ·

          In reply to Thank you, OTR.

          That gave me the best laugh I’ve had this week.

    • #2924232

      Many Happy Returns on the Day Mojo! (nt)

      by dumphrey ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      .

    • #2924222

      Happy B-Day Mojoman!

      by jellimonsta ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      From the Jelliman! 🙂

    • #2924221

      Happy Birthday Mojo

      by dadspad ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      You have the girl, now a house….you MUST be serious!! 😀 May your future birthdays be a lot of fun to remember.

      • #2924220

        Or…

        by jellimonsta ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday Mojo

        So much fun he can’t remember them! 😉

        • #2924202

          Remember my birthdays?

          by mojodelirium ·

          In reply to Or…

          Most days, I can’t remember my name, what year this is, or the combination to the Pez dispenser.

      • #2924207

        Thank you, DadsPad

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday Mojo

        Alex…I’ll take the girl for $600.

        All seriousness aside…I’m not a serious type. I can’t wait to tack up a giant, hideous clown and the word FUNHOUSE on the roof peak.

        We’re gonna be our neighborhood’s twisted version of the Clampetts.

        Hoooo doggy!

        • #2924205

          No.

          by maecuff ·

          In reply to Thank you, DadsPad

          We’re. Not.

        • #2924200

          Holy Sheep Dip!

          by mojodelirium ·

          In reply to No.

          I never thought you actually read my posts.

          I guess I’ll need to be a little more discreet with my Jedisms.

    • #2924199

      Happy Birthday Mojo!!!!!!

      by shellbot ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Hope its a good one!

      I hope she’s at least cooking you a good meal 🙂

      • #2924195

        Thank you, Shellbot…

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday Mojo!!!!!!

        …I’m sure Mae will cook me fine meal(sorry, I laughed and Budweiser shot out of my left nostril)…at a restaurant of her choice.

    • #2924175

      Happy Birthday, Mojo

      by maxwell edison ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      What a neat gift Mae is giving you. Next year, maybe she’ll invite us all over to share a piece of your birthday cake!

      • #2924169

        Max

        by maecuff ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday, Mojo

        That would be more of a punishment than an invitation. I don’t really do much baking.

        • #2924165

          THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to Max

          Hey Mojo!

          She has the recipe to a GREAT carrot cake! 😀

          B-)

          hee hee hee! :p

        • #2924164

          Ha!

          by maecuff ·

          In reply to THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

          He doesn’t LIKE carrot cake.

          I’m thinking about making that and taking it to my mom. She’ll SAY it’s good, no matter what. 🙂

        • #2924157

          He has never tried mine!

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to Ha!

          I took this to a halloween party two years ago and 95% of the people all said “I don’t like carrot cake” and tried to turn their noses up at it.

          I informed them that I had worked hard on it (because ThingOne put in TABLE spoons of baking soda instead of Teaspoons) and had to start all over again.

          They tried it, and EVERYONE loved it and there wasn’t ANY for me to take home. The next year when I asked what to bring, I was told TWO carrot cakes. B-)

          It is NOT the crappy spice cake with nasty hard carrots in it, like you get out of a store.

          He WILL like it, as long as he likes cream cheese frosting (icing). B-)

        • #2924155

          If you say so..

          by maecuff ·

          In reply to He has never tried mine!

          but if I burn down the kitchen, it’s gonna be your fault.

        • #2924153

          Didn’t I put

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to If you say so..

          in the instructions how to put out a fire? ;\

          Time to go.

          you two have a great night.

        • #2924146

          Easily solved – Colin will buy the cake

          by maxwell edison ·

          In reply to Max

          And even arrange for its delivery. (I sure hope he shows up for a piece of it!)

      • #2924159

        Thank you, Max

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday, Mojo

        For safety reasons, I purchase already made cake.

    • #2924168

      Happy B’Day MojoDelirium

      by the scummy one ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Dont spend your B’Day present all at 1 place!!!

      • #2924156

        Thank you, Scummy.

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy B’Day MojoDelirium

        Indeed, I won’t spend it all at once. You could almost say it’ll be the gift that keeps on giving.

        • #2924082

          Okay guys..

          by maecuff ·

          In reply to Thank you, Scummy.

          I did give him the gift that keeps on giving. Now, I want you all to promise to not try and dissuade Mojo from the idea that herpes makes a good birthday gift.

        • #2924073

          :^0 :^0

          by w2ktechman ·

          In reply to Okay guys..

          Nah, I aint sayin a thing to that :0

        • #2924403

          What is there to say?

          by boxfiddler ·

          In reply to :^0 :^0

          I’m sick, I’m just giggling my @ss off. 😀 😀 😀

        • #2924378

          Out of curiosity

          by w2ktechman ·

          In reply to Thank you, Scummy.

          Mae is putting out hits on houses or households now ?:|

          Oh, back to the real question — How do you get any real rest (sleeping with 1 eye open)?

          Wait, that wasnt it — oh yeah — How Many Victims have you witnessed (and helped bury) from Mae’s shovel attacks??? Inquiring minds wanna know!

    • #2924132

      Hey! I missed this thread

      by neilb@uk ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Better late than never. Happy Birthday!

      Neil

      • #2924089

        Thank you, Neil

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Hey! I missed this thread

        The colors…the excitable dots…if only, I had ingested psylocibin while dining…this would have been the highlight of the day.

    • #2924129

      Some romantic music for your romantic dinner

      by jdclyde ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPb2HI9w0xw

      😀

      I am SURE you will love it Mae! :p

    • #2924122

      Happy (almost belated) Birthday!

      by captbilly1eye ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Man! I musta been really busy today to miss this.

      Have a Great Birthday!
      Good luck on the house!

      Here’s an eCard just for you:
      http://tinyurl.com/49pjsd
      from one old salt to another.

      • #2924087

        Thank you, Capt

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy (almost belated) Birthday!

        Not certain, but I suppose I should insert an arrrgh acknowledgement here.

        • #2922709

          You’re more than welcome. But , I still am curious…

          by captbilly1eye ·

          In reply to Thank you, Capt

          Have you & Mae thought at all about being on board the Cayamo Cruise? …being the Hiatt fan that you are.

          http://www.cayamo.com/

        • #2922693

          You know..

          by maecuff ·

          In reply to You’re more than welcome. But , I still am curious…

          I looked at that link earlier and meant to point it out to mojo. I’ll make sure he sees it tonight.

          We’ve never been on a cruise. I wouldn’t mind, but my WATB husband has no desire to go on one. Maybe John Hiatt can change his mind..

        • #2923501

          I’ve never been on a cruise because…

          by mojodelirium ·

          In reply to You’re more than welcome. But , I still am curious…

          ..I have a one-eyed pirate phobia…I think the proper psychological term is Aaaarghophobia…

          or maybe, it’s parrotineyetis.

        • #2923419

          How’d ya like to be keelhawled….

          by captbilly1eye ·

          In reply to I’ve never been on a cruise because…

          I only talk like that on Speak Like a Pirate Day (Sept 19). 😉

          But good word-plays nonetheless. The next time someone asks me how I lost the eye, I’ll use ‘parrotineyetis’. 🙂

          Yea… you’re right, it probably wouldn’t be a good idea for ya to go on the Cayamo Cruise. You may end up having too much fun and gaining too much weight.
          🙂
          …that’s OK, just leaves more food for me.

          sorry, Mae, I tried.

    • #2924120

      Especially for Mae – No cooking required

      by neilb@uk ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      Chocolate nut birthday cake

      8 oz digestive biscuits broken into small pieces. If you can’t get digestive biscuits then substitute Graham crackers but check the imported foods section of your supermarket for McVities because I’ve seen them in my US travels. If they’ve only got McVities Chocolate Digestive, buy them and forget the cake…

      4 oz pecan nuts
      4 oz pistachio nuts
      10 glace cherries, chopped
      6 oz unsalted butter (one and a half sticks, I think)
      1 tbs golden syrup (international section or substitute any corn syrup)
      1 tbs caster/baking sugar
      8 oz good-quality dark baking chocolate

      Confectioners sugar, to dust

      Line a 25 x 10cm container with clingfilm, leaving plenty of extra at the edges to fold over the top so turning out is easier.

      Place biscuits, pecans, pistachios and cherries in a large bowl. Place the remaining ingredients, except confectioners sugar, into a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of gently simmering water (don?t let bowl touch water) until the chocolate melts. Stir the melted ingredients together and pour into the bowl with the dry ingredients. Mix all the ingredients together and pack down well in the container. Refrigerate overnight to firm up, then turn out. Dust with icing sugar and cut into chunky slices.

      This is delicious. Good for kids to “cook” because you let them stir it and pack it into the container. If they cook it, they’ll eat it.

      Neil 😀

    • #2924112

      A very Happy Birthday to you Mojo

      by michael jay ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      and thanks for all the music that I never heard before on Friday Nite Music, I actually like quite a bit of it.

      Best to you Mojo,
      Mike

    • #2924099

      Happy Birthday, Mojo

      by nicknielsen ·

      In reply to Happy Birthday, mojodelirium!!

      It’s cake time!

       

      • #2924085

        Thanks Nick…but,

        by mojodelirium ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday, Mojo

        actually, it’s Mae time.

        • #2922808

          :D

          by nicknielsen ·

          In reply to Thanks Nick…but,

          But wasn’t Mae day just a couple of months ago? Or was that Mayday?

        • #2923506

          Why it’s Mae day…

          by mojodelirium ·

          In reply to :D

          Around here…I signal MAE DAY every day…

          Has to be…

          After all…I’m always under the threat of being drowned, smothered, shot, garroted, set afire, fed to a wild pack of family dogs, knifed, machine gunned, exploded, shoveled, or just deflated (I’m Mae’s mostly inflatable love servant).

          Oh, what a world…what a world.

        • #2923426

          Are you saying

          by nicknielsen ·

          In reply to Why it’s Mae day…

          this is Mae’s theme song? http://tinyurl.com/5v76bs

        • #2922338

          With all that

          by michael jay ·

          In reply to Why it’s Mae day…

          you sound like a very lucky guy. LOL

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