Hubby's Turning 40

a woman doesn't have to be able to cook or clean for me...I keep my own 2-bed house by myself.

As for what she can do with her body...hmm...well...that's nice...but...oh here I go getting all mushy...long as she can hold me and I know she loves me...that's what matters...

of course...the extracirriculars do make it more interesting...Pop rocks, anyone? ]:)

Now THAT is a biiiiiig woman!

Whole lot of Rosie, whole lot of Rosie,
thats a whole lot of wooommaaannnnnannananannananan yeah!
[i]
One of the best songs that bunch of aussies ever came out with!

glazed donut, if I aint got it goin from ear to ear I dont' feel like I did her justice.

Whole lotta rosie aint no big deal as long she doesn't have ya singin
She's got the jack
She's got the jack
she's got the jack,jack,jack,jack,jack
She's got the jack

I didn't say she had to be a foot wide there...just that it look like I'd eaten the middle out of a foot wide donut...

I do like my women to be able to take walks with me, you know...

I'm kinda like Goldilocks...

I like my women not too skinny, not too big...but juuuuuuuuuuust right :)

I was just skimming getting the main points and it wasn't pretty.

Went back to read correctly and is a good post. Just need to have a little better transistions from ideas there, please.

Try it, skim through real fast just hitting on the main points in each paragraph.

oooooohhhhh.

Well, other than the track or dressing like a slut and hanging out on the corner , I have one more for you.

Buy him a trip to Mombassa, Kenya for 8 days!
You could give him a surpise candle light dinner on the hotel roof, have a cuddle and a little smoochie-woochie before giving him an emerald necklace! You could take him somewhere to have an African style suit tailored for himself and spend a day indoors where you can prepare him a scented bubble bath and massage and a little aroma therapy!!!

Man, I'm good at this! Sometimes I just don't know where I come up with these things, it's just so brilliant I shock MYSELF with my ideas sometimes.

A fellow was sitting in the waiting room while his wife was giving birth to their first born child. He was so nervous and aggitated that the doctor had refused him admission to the delivery room. While he was sitting he noticed another man sitting there idly reading a newspaper.

He said to the man, "I guess you must be nervous too and the doctor wouldn't let you in the delivery room."

The man said, "Nah, this is our fifth. The wife has the routine down pretty pat and doesn't need me in there."

They talk for a while and then the young fellow asks the man, "I hope you don't mind a personal question but you must know how long it takes before you can resume sexual relations with your wife."

The man replied, "Well, it all depends."

The fellow replys, "It all depends??? Depends on what???"

The man told him, "It all depends on whether your wife has a private room or not."

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

I thought it was the funniest mis-interpretation I'd seen in a long time. You deserved any flaming you got for having your mind in the gutter. 99.999% of people would think that an emerald necklace is an emerald necklace. One in a million would think that an emerald necklace might be some sort of Kama Sutra position. I'm still chuckling about it. ;)

After seeing that post, an emerald necklace will always be an "EMERALD NECKLACE" to me from now on.