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    hushiyar singh

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    by hushiyar_100 ·

    hallo sir,
    please tell me which is the best institute for hardware and networking.
    I think you know I have many probelem obout institute.

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    • #2461570

      Clarifications

      by hushiyar_100 ·

      In reply to hushiyar singh

      Clarifications

    • #2461553

      I think you are wrong, that you think we know …

      by older mycroft ·

      In reply to hushiyar singh

      Because you haven’t TOLD us what your problem is. 😉

      • #2461497

        All of his problems will go away

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to I think you are wrong, that you think we know …

        if he is properly medicated.

        🙂

        • #2460748

          I want some of that medication!

          by ontheropes ·

          In reply to All of his problems will go away

          Dammit! Give it here!

        • #2460737

          I will be self-medicating this weekend

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to I want some of that medication!

          Glen Morangie, mmmmmm. My fav, so far!

        • #2460732

          Glen Morangie Distillery is 1 mile away from my keyboard…

          by older mycroft ·

          In reply to I will be self-medicating this weekend

          That might explain my occasional outbursts! :^0

          Although I prefer Glen Livet 12 yr old. 😉

        • #2460721

          I started on Glen Fiddich

          by jamesrl ·

          In reply to Glen Morangie Distillery is 1 mile away from my keyboard…

          I like Glen Livet, working on a bottle of Abelour now. Don’t mind Glen Morangie at all.

          Now Laphroig…..not my taste. I remember reading that some people had a gene that made them think cilantro tastes like soap. I think I must have a gene that makes Laphroig taste like terpentine.

          James

        • #2460716

          That was my start as well, thanks to you guys

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to I started on Glen Fiddich

          If you recall my discussions I had a few years back about this.

          fiddich was the recommended starting place and have killed a few of them so far.

          famous grouse is good (for the price).

          Last year, the Morangie (12 year, sherry) was my birthday gift to myself. not sure what I will get this year. Maybe bump up to the 15. That is what I had my heart set on, but it was out when I went to go get it and was not about to walk away empty handed. B-)

        • #2460709

          Ian Fleming originally had James Bond drinking Laphroaig

          by older mycroft ·

          In reply to I started on Glen Fiddich

          The pansy [i]shaken-not-stirred nonsense[/i] only arrived for the films because they had to have a low age censorship certificate.

          It is most certainly an acquired taste – I utterly detested my first mouthful of Laphroaig. The peat content sets it apart though.

          Curiously, back in the ’80s I developed a rather fond liking for Jim Beam bourbon, particularly when I was pigging-out on diamond-cut tomatoes drowning in garlic mayonnaise. 😉

        • #2460698

          Most mash whiskies turn my stomach

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to I started on Glen Fiddich

          My first bad experience with drinking was with seagrams, making 7/7’s.

          over twenty years later and just the smell of seagrams, black velvet, canadian, and beam still bring about a gag. Still like jack though.

          tequila is still my friend though… B-)

        • #2460718

          Like livet

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to Glen Morangie Distillery is 1 mile away from my keyboard…

          but I would say my top two at this point are the Morangie and McClellan.

          ya know, my birthday is coming up……. 😀

        • #2460686

          Come on up

          by jamesrl ·

          In reply to Like livet

          And I will supply proper whisky

          James

        • #2460714

          I was ‘fraid you’d say that.

          by ontheropes ·

          In reply to I will be self-medicating this weekend

          I gave up drinking somewheres around Thanksgiving last year. Don’t really miss it all that much. I’ve still got two expensive beers sitting on the back porch so I guess I don’t need it. I just realized I was drinking so that I could sleep. It had become a crutch for me so screw it, gave it up after a really bad hangover.

          This reality sh;t isn’t all it’s cracked up to be but at least I’m not hungover and still dealing with it.

          It’s never really very much the big things that wear me out even though I do hate flooding. It’s small stuff like, for crying out freaking loud, how hard is it for the kids to change the freaking toilet paper roll when it runs out, little things like NBC thinking everyone wants to watch Hoda Kotb and Cathy Lee at 10:00AM.

          I could stand some therapy huh? :^0 I’d go too but I can’t afford it. It’s cheaper just to b;tch about stuff. Right now I figure I’ve saved thousands from not having either beer or therapy. I’ll be rich before too long. Maybe not.

        • #2460702

          TR saves me therapy sessions….

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to I was ‘fraid you’d say that.

          Need to vent? Go to TR.

          Need to beat on something? Find a troll.

          Need to pretend to care? Answer a question or three. 😀

          I have not been drunk in over a decade, and only get hangovers if I drink tap beer. One glass of tap and I feel like crap the next day, where a six pack of bottles and I am fine. I have been drinking beer a lot more in the last year for the simple reason that I don’t like it as much as I like the hard stuff. If I don’t like it as much, I drink less, and save a lot of money! B-)

          Dart night, at the bar from 7 till 11, three beers, and one is my “free half time” drink. Three dollars for weekly dues, and I am under $10 a week.

          I WOULD have been drinking a bit tomorrow night at the dart banquet (open bar) but ThingOne has the County track meet and that is much more important to me. I will be officiating the pole vault pit again.

          First year pole vaulting, and has been doing great. was the first of the squirls (all the freshmen are called squirls….) to break 7’6″. shot up to 9′ (the squirls are lucky to get 8′) and tuesday hit 9’6″. The goal for tomorrow is 10′, which he BARELY missed the other day. Oh yeah, he was notified by the upperclassmen that because he is doing so well, he is no longer one of the squirls…. :^0

          Life is good. B-)

        • #2460573

          I hear you about TR. :^0

          by ontheropes ·

          In reply to TR saves me therapy sessions….

          Like I tol’ ya’, I don’t miss drinking. Done my share of it and sure don’t care if others do their share. I’m just done with it is all. Now if anything bad happens to my wife,look out. No promises on how this dude would take that. I hope to never find out. I like her. She’s the only friend I have, or want. :0 😀 😉

          I was just thinking yesterday about my efforts in school. I could’ve done the cross-country team. Wish I’d done it for real. It’s pretty neat your son is putting forth the effort. More power to you both. That’d be cool to watch! Nice to hear about it even.

          On another subject, I’ve been fahreaking about my foundation being effed up. Just had a pro of 29 years give me an estimate on fixing it. $665.00 is all. Even I can afford that! There goes my camera. :0 Turns out the mess isn’t as bad as I thought. I have some settling in the house but I can fix THAT from the inside if I have to but I can’t do what he’s going to do, at least I never have done it. I’ll pay the pro. I trust that he knows what he’s talking about.

          What a load off of my mind. Think I’ll go have a smoke and coffee and plant something. 🙂

        • #2460687

          The value of a drink

          by jiminpa ·

          In reply to I was ‘fraid you’d say that.

          “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink

          I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think

          About the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes

          And dreams If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out

          Of work and their dreams would be shattered.

          Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their

          Dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”

          ~ Jack Handy

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
          hell happened to your bra and panties.

          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they

          Wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re

          Going to feel all day. ”

          ~Frank Sinatra

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
          tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

          ~ Henny Youngman

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
          laughing WITH you.

          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”

          ~ Stephen Wright

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          “When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,

          We fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

          When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all

          Get drunk and go to heaven!”

          ~ Brian O’Rourke

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

          ~ Benjamin Franklin

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
          retard.

          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          “Without question, the greatest invention in the

          History of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

          Wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

          Not go nearly as well with pizza.”

          ~ Dave Barry

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
          over and over again that you love them.

          ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

          ~ Dave Howell

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
          converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

          And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

          One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the ”
          BuffaloTheory” to his buddy Norm.

          Here’s how it went:

          “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as
          fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
          slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first . This
          natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
          speed and health of the whole group keeps im proving by the regular
          killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human
          brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
          Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
          naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
          this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
          making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you
          always feel smarter after a few beers.”

          WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
          whispering when you are not.

        • #2460570

          Besides all of that…

          by ontheropes ·

          In reply to The value of a drink

          It just plain tastes good.

          I remember most of it but I sure do have SOME vague recollections. I thought I’d best quit drinking, after 35 years of it, before it got to be too much of a habit. :^0

        • #2460711

          oh, so that’s what you’re calling it now…. ;\

          by gadgetgirl ·

          In reply to I will be self-medicating this weekend

          Photobucket

          GG

        • #2460696

          gotta admit luv

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to oh, so that’s what you’re calling it now…. ;\

          it does sound better than “lushing it up”… ;\

    • #2461496

      You might find this useful…l

      by Anonymous ·

      In reply to hushiyar singh

      http://www.learn4good.com/great_schools/india_new_delhi_computer_it_training_institute.htm

      Please post back if you have any more problems or questions.

      • #2461483

        Admit it Pico!

        by dumphrey ·

        In reply to You might find this useful…l

        Singh is one of your alts! Its really you in disguise!

        • #2460730

          My Mini Cooper had a Peconet exhaust back in ’79 …

          by older mycroft ·

          In reply to Admit it Pico!

          It made a lot of its own noise too! 😀

        • #2460726

          No way.. I am just helping out that is all..

          by Anonymous ·

          In reply to Admit it Pico!

          NT.. 🙂 🙂

    • #2460717

      Yes

      by w2ktechman ·

      In reply to hushiyar singh

      I see, I think I have a solution. Go back to the institute that you broke out of. They are missing you there.

      Oh, and dont forget to double dose on your meds

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