hushiyar singh

I like Glen Livet, working on a bottle of Abelour now. Don't mind Glen Morangie at all.

Now Laphroig.....not my taste. I remember reading that some people had a gene that made them think cilantro tastes like soap. I think I must have a gene that makes Laphroig taste like terpentine.

James

but I would say my top two at this point are the Morangie and McClellan.

ya know, my birthday is coming up....... :D

Need to vent? Go to TR.

Need to beat on something? Find a troll.

Need to pretend to care? Answer a question or three. :D

I have not been drunk in over a decade, and only get hangovers if I drink tap beer. One glass of tap and I feel like crap the next day, where a six pack of bottles and I am fine. I have been drinking beer a lot more in the last year for the simple reason that I don't like it as much as I like the hard stuff. If I don't like it as much, I drink less, and save a lot of money! B-)

Dart night, at the bar from 7 till 11, three beers, and one is my "free half time" drink. Three dollars for weekly dues, and I am under $10 a week.

I WOULD have been drinking a bit tomorrow night at the dart banquet (open bar) but ThingOne has the County track meet and that is much more important to me. I will be officiating the pole vault pit again.

First year pole vaulting, and has been doing great. was the first of the squirls (all the freshmen are called squirls....) to break 7'6". shot up to 9' (the squirls are lucky to get 8') and tuesday hit 9'6". The goal for tomorrow is 10', which he BARELY missed the other day. Oh yeah, he was notified by the upperclassmen that because he is doing so well, he is no longer one of the squirls.... :^0

Life is good. B-)

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink

I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think

About the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes

And dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out

Of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their

Dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

Wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're

Going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,

We fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all

Get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the

History of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

Wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

Not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the "
BuffaloTheory" to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first . This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps im proving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.