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I am 59 and I have not been attacked by a Hippo or a Rattlesnake

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I am 59

by tiredofthecrap In reply to I am 59 and I have not be ...

you are a fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am 55

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to I am 59 and I have not be ...

and I've been attacked by a hog-nosed snake.

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Tell 'em

by santeewelding In reply to I am 55

About that time in Africa.

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Ha!

by CharlieSpencer In reply to I am 55

Good choice of attacker; hog-noses are a lot of fun to observe. Did it puff up and hiss and generally put on a good show of trying to convince you it was a viable threat, and not as harmless to humans as it is possible to be?

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Indeed it did.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Ha!

When that didn't work, it rolled over and played dead. To the point of puking in the process. :^0

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Wow...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Indeed it did.

that's the most human behavior I've heard of in snakes

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Clearly

by santeewelding In reply to Indeed it did.

The snake was a Democrat.

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That I didn't know...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Clearly

Democrats are angry drunks who can't hold their liquor?
"Grraah! You no-good punk, I'm gonna..." *crash* *retch* *gargle* *snore*

Does that go for both the southern and northern variants?

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Far north

by santeewelding In reply to That I didn't know...

As Finland?

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You've obviously met Finnish people binge drinking...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Far north

Don't know if they're democrats. Probably are.

But then, this here is the land of the Yule Puck.
Dealing with the constant requirements for being good can drive a person to democracy, or to drink, or to both.
Look it up, it's Joulupukki in Finnish.

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