A new law states you cant' smoke within 6 metres of any public doorway, or air vent.
They wind up gathering just around the corner of the pub or in the alleys. They started the whole issue here due to Workers Compensation Board complaints about waitresses not being able to work in a bar because it was detrimental to their health.
SO DON'T WORK IN A 'KIN STRIP CLUB BEEEEOTCH!!!!! It's as if smoking was a new trend and all these waitresses were all of a sudden being inconvenienced, IT'S A BAR!! PEOPLE SMOKE! Even people that don't normally smoke will often smoke while having a drink. 'kin Canadian government too PC for their own good.
The other day I was at the track and just about dummied a guy for telling me not to smoke a cigar in the General admission bleachers (back was sore so I din't go hang out on the tarmack or in the clubhouse). So I am sitting in the midst of 10+ smoking Oriental men in a section designated for smoking. This 'kin tosser turns around (sittin g15' away and upwind) and tells me that he doesn't like my cigar and that the law states you can't smoke within 20 feet of a public place. I was initially quite polite, well as polite as one can be in that situation, and explained that there was a smoking section just the other side of the finish line (50' away). He said that was illegal and that the law says 20 from any public place.
So I decided to play on his logic and explained that first of all, there are NO Canadian laws which restrict anything for 20 feet, as Canada recognizes the metric system. Futhermore, that there are signs on the doors 15' behind me, that you must smoke 6 metres from the doorway and that HE was actually sitting in a smoking section.
So he then turned to a guy near him and asked what HE thougt of my smoking, again, ignoring the fact that people are smoking all around him. When his new friend piped in that HE didn't like smoke either I got pi$$ed off at both of them.
He flaged down a security guard who also told him where the non smoking section was, to which he guy again went on about how illegal it was and that you can't smoke within 20' of a public place.
I laughed and said that people downtown would all be stuck in the middle of the intersection while smoking if it was 20' from any public place.
He got really PO'd and asked for the security guard's boss, so I offered to help him at that point. Knowing the VP, I went to his office and told him that there was an issue he probably wanted to straighten out.
When I returned the guy was still hopping mad with security, three guys now and had people all telling him to shut up of get lost. So the VP shows up and explains that he can have a free meal in the Clubhouse restaurant if he would like to leave the stands. To that very kind offer, the guy started going on and on about calling a cop and how the track was breaking "the 20 foot law" .
Finally, after pushing it a bit too far, he was politely told to leave, at this he fumed away and said "'kin Canadians don't know how to follow the law. In my state you'd be locked up for not abiding by state laws." At that time I finally realized he was American, I'd say he's pretty lucky I didn't catch on earlier, I would have just dropped the clown on the spot and dealt with his mangled body later.
'kin mouthpiece on MY turf talking to MY freinds that way! I can deal with people going on at me, I can defend that muyself, but when you start disrespecting people I respect you've gone too far, especially after people kindly tried to set him straight and offer him a table in the clubhouse with a free meal (that can run near $100.00 pretty quickly with the table charge).
What a lucky bugger, I should have picked it up (his being American) right away with the 20' comments but I figured enough Canadians still think in feet that it wasn't relevant. It was a bust saturday and the place was full of wankers that ruin the odds and bet chalk all day so nobody gets any real payouts.
And that's what Canadians see of Americans in Canada. In this case a retard without a clue and yet they still say its a stereotype, pretty big one at that though.