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I is coming out finally

By HAL 9000 Moderator ·
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At long last I have to admit it No I'm not a Raving Tree Hugging Lonnie, a Greenie or anything similar.

However I do have to admit that we have to look after this planet and do our up most to protect it and stop Pollution as much as possible.

I have come to this conclusion not because I'm overly concerned about Carbon Pollution or anything similar but I truly believe that this is important because

EARTH is the only planet that we know of that has Chocolate.

Now can anyone disagree with the need to protect the planet as much as possible to ensure our ongoing supply of Chocolate?

Col 0:-)

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by NexS In reply to I is coming out finally

Does not the creation of chocolate produce damaging gasses which are now set to have the greatest tax, charged upon it, of the entire planet?

Even your dear chocolate cannot be saved from those in power and their schemes to wade through the money-filled halls of the political agendas!

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Nope not at all

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to BUT!

Chocolate's primary part comes from a plant. This plant is grown in large numbers to get the required amount and as such reduces Carbon Emissions.

We can live without steel, and most other things but no Chocolate is not something to even consider.

Because I'm so devoted to this cause I have replaced every light with the CF type, I have Solar Garden Lights to light the paths and gardens at night and even a Solar Powered Mozzi Zapper.

I have reduced my carbon footprint to as little as possible at the moment and it's going to get smaller as the technology improves.

I do this not because I'm concerned for the Planet but because I save more money so I can buy more Chocolate.

That Tax thingy is coming regardless of which Politician wins power eventually so I have to do as much as possible now to ensure my supply of Chocolate before the Bastards increase the Tax on that. :0

Though personally I could stomach a massive increase in Emitted Carbon if it was the Pollies being burnt. I would just need to plant more Chocolate Plants to make up for the Polly Carbon Emitted.


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Did you notice

by NexS In reply to Nope not at all

The change in recipe for the Cadbury, and how it lined up perfectly with the degradation of the flavour?

It's still better than eating gravel!

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Yep I certainly did

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Did you notice

But to be quite honest I have not eaten Cadbury Chocolate for many years, well my Mother insists on buying it for me occasionally but I'm not a great fan of it.

Then again I feel that all Milk Chocolate is Greasy, and generally unappealing to my taste.

It's alright if you have to cook with it but it's not something I would chose to sit down and eat if given the choice.


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Not personally something I would do

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Or, this

I would rescue the Poor Girl then support her as long as I felt it was necessary.

That's about 3 nanoseconds after I finish with her and then continue on my merry way.

Of course she may resist when I went to throw her back over after I'm finished with her. Of course I'm so old now that I've most likely forgot what was so much fun about females, I just find them frighting now. :^0

Col 0:-)

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by cmiller5400 In reply to I is coming out finally

No Chocolate on planet = VERY unhappy cmiller5400.

Dang it. Now I gotta go raid the vending machine :_|

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I used to think I liked chocolate...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to I is coming out finally

Then I tasted Finnish chocolate... specifically Fazer's Blue.
Next to that the chocolate I used to like is way too sweet and way too salty and way too greasy.
The blue is like a single malt of chocolate.

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Anything with "Milk" in the name

by NickNielsen In reply to I used to think I liked c ...

is not Chocolate. Chocolate has cacao percentages of 50% or greater.

Fazer's is pretty d@mn good, though...for milk chocolate.

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by AnsuGisalas In reply to Anything with "Milk& ...

Ok, so it's a blended after all, but a good one.

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