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    I once ate


    by dumphrey ·

    a live frog. now nothing bad happens to my computer. Is this coincidence? Could my friend have been lying?

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    • #2552169


      by dumphrey ·

      In reply to I once ate


    • #2552165

      Haiku is better

      by jamesrl ·

      In reply to I once ate

      When you put the returns in.

      And you have one too many lines:


    • #2552162

      Did it repeat on you ? …

      by older mycroft ·

      In reply to I once ate

      Ribit, Ribit, Ribit … , … , …

    • #2552136

      Was it a bullfrog?

      by boxfiddler ·

      In reply to I once ate

      I need some specifics in order to acquire exactly the same kind of frog so that nothing bad happens to my computer in future. 😉

      • #2559764

        Well I think

        by dumphrey ·

        In reply to Was it a bullfrog?

        It was a frog, about 10 inches long, green, and a little dampish slimy, wait no, that was my cow, he’s such a nice bull… I do remember there definitely was a lot of vinyl siding involved. By the time I was done, I have no idea what the “zip zip” noise was. But the fan turns if I burp. Any thoughts on how to get my Derby to fly?

    • #2559701

      Could be the reason…

      by captbilly1eye ·

      In reply to I once ate

      As long as the frog was certified to avoid croaks.

      But then again your friend could be lying… some have been known to do that when they’re trying to flatter you or if it gets them free beer.

    • #2559693

      Why did the frog cross the road?

      by churdoo ·

      In reply to I once ate

      Sixteen because a motorcycle doesn’t have doors

    • #2550285

      Help is here

      by bizzo ·

      In reply to I once ate

    • #2550207

      A M??se once bit my sister …

      by jiminpa ·

      In reply to I once ate

      No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m??se
      with the sharpened end of an interspace t??thbrush given
      her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
      star of many Norwegian m?vies: “The H?t Hands of an Oslo
      Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M?lars of Horst
      Mynd you, m??se bites Kan be pretty nasti…

      Ok so I plagerized that entire thing but that just never gets old.


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