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I'm confused

By Slayer_ ·
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If spider man has all the abilities of a spider, shouldn't the web come out his butt?

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holy moly

by PurpleSkys In reply to I'm confused

lol...i can't imagine how that just popped into your head ?

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Im also wondering what kind of toilet paper he needs

by Slayer_ In reply to holy moly

What if... the wedding tackle were to lean into the web, would they get stuck, how bad would that hurt when he stood up?

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What happens

by GSG In reply to Im also wondering what ki ...

When he farts? Say he eats so mexican food, and has a gassy issue.. do his pants suddenly balloon up from the web shooting out?

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Or worse

by Slayer_ In reply to What happens

He is falling, so he pushes to get some web to shoot out, and instead something else comes out.

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Could also lead to humorous sayings

by Slayer_ In reply to I'm confused

Haha spidey just webbed his pants


and stuff like that

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Or an entirely new line of "incontinence" products!

by wizard57m_cnet Moderator In reply to Could also lead to humoro ...

Depends for webs...just imagine the advertising for that one!!
Another version of Spiderman would be introduced, a gray one!!
Ohhhhh, just had another thought...Preparation H for sore webs!!
Now there you go!!

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kick your butt so hard

by Slayer_ In reply to Or an entirely new line o ...

You won't web right for a week....

lol

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"Ex-Web"...

by wizard57m_cnet Moderator In reply to kick your butt so hard

for occassional "irregularity!
KaoWeb---for "weborrhea"!

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Haha! That would take a lot of explaining to young kids! nt

by wizard57m_cnet Moderator In reply to I'm confused

no text, just laughing!

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His superhero suit would need

by AnsuGisalas In reply to I'm confused

a good old-fashioned back-flap!

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