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I've found the ULTIMATE DESKTOP SUPPORT JOB!

By Dr Dij ·
I know times are hard, but this one takes the cake. I didn't mean I GOT this job (I'm making almost this amount in two hours as a part time UPS driver helper for the next two weeks), just that I found this ad on dice.

This job is with 'manpower' temp agency, and pays the astounding $15 to $20 PER YEAR! If I worked at this job for 10 years and didn't eat or live anywhere in the meantime, I could almost afford the A+ test they require after 10 years.

WOW! Where do they get all this money? Probably from the federal bailout?

http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=101&dockey=xml/b/a/ba8fc5f04f4236577f8fbc9290007723@endecaindex&c=1&source=20

Location:
Irvine, CA

Area Code:
949

Tax Term:
CON_W2

Pay Rate:
$15.00 - $20.00 per annum

Length:
12 Months

Position I
207535-470

Dice I
cxmnpwr1

Travel Required:
unspecified

Telecommute:
no

If I had this job, I could aspire to the income that Haitians make, $300 per year. There would be HOPE as things could only get better!

While I guess this is likely a mistake, I can imagine how much confidence this would give me in the manpower HR dept.

Your skills are needed just about anywhere. But is it where you want to go? Imagine working for one of the nation's most respected companies. Making a strategic contribution. Receiving the rewards and recognition you deserve. Whether you are pursuing a contract or permanent placement, Manpower Professional knows how and where to get you where you want to go.

?Performing on-site or in-house servicing, repair, and installations
?Provides technical support in activities associated with the identification
?Prioritization and resolution of reported problems
?Activities include recognition, research, isolation, resolution, and follow-up
?Performs general maintenance, troubleshoots, and repairs computer systems
?Prepares progress reports for work performed
?May involve use of problem management databases and help desk system
?Must have A+ certification
?Must be proficient with XP
?Setting up network printers (printing to a printer's IP address)
?Outlook 2007, Office 2007
?Knowledge of laser printers (certification not required)
-Accustomed to handling high volume of service calls per day
?Strong customer relation skills
?Use of call management system to update/close calls and disposition parts returns
?Lotus Notes Mail a plus

Besides gaining valuable experience with some of the most reputable organizations in the market, you'll gain access to Manpower Professional's comprehensive benefits package. We offer all the advantages you would expect from an industry leader ? including a competitive salary, comprehensive health benefits, paid time off, training and much more.

At Manpower Professional, our mission is to serve as trusted advisors in the changing world of work. Work with us and make a change for the better

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It's got one thing going for it.

by santeewelding In reply to I've found the ULTIMATE D ...

It's greater than zero, not the other direction, which I have experienced of late.

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It'd also be non-taxable ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to It's got one thing going ...

Which would be nice. :^0

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Looks like a typo

by jkameleon In reply to I've found the ULTIMATE D ...

The ol' decimal dot/comma problem.

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better that one

by Jaqui In reply to I've found the ULTIMATE D ...

than the Christmas present one CEO gave and got here.
you are fired!!
next day, staff christmas party, CEO shot dead by fired employee.

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yikes

by Shellbot In reply to better that one

thats harsh

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which iis shell?

by Jaqui In reply to yikes

firing someone just before christmas?
or getting killed by the person you fired?

I only wish we had the death penalty, kill the twit for killing his old boss.

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