“There’s a double standard here. The head of the CIA gets caught having *** and has to resign. Meanwhile, a British special agent, James Bond, has *** with tons of women and makes $90 million at the box office. Where’s the justice?”
-Craig Ferguson
“David Petraeus was reportedly not well liked at the CIA where he worked. A tip to you fellows out there – don’t cheat on your wife if you work with professional spies who don’t like you.” -Conan O’Brien
