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Kafkaesque - Prisons don't work

By AnsuGisalas ·
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I know I can't hack it in the instigation business, but I thought this was a fun read.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15196517

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So What's New?

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Kafkaesque - Prisons don' ...

This is a well known thing which is Politically Unacceptable because to get an Erection or listened to in some small way all Pollies have to claim that they are

Tough on Crime when in fact their own statistics are actually telling everyone that will listen to them that they are Increasing Crime not decreasing it.

While Politicians play Politics they will continue with this massive waste of Time, Peoples Lives and Money.

A good enough reason to kill on Politician's and appoint a Administrator to run the country. It's not only much cheaper but a lot more effective and there is no Crap in the Media about Pollies messing things up.

Col

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Administrator, eh?

by AnsuGisalas In reply to So What's New?

Sounds interesting, actually. Then whenever a unit malfunctions, the seasoned Administrator will of course turn it off, then back on.
If that doesn't solve the problem, the Administrator will reinstall the drivers for the unit.
If that doesn't solve the problem, the Administrator will change something to make that type of unit unworkable, and then let that kind of unit function only in a virtualized environment...

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Inutile

by santeewelding In reply to Kafkaesque - Prisons don' ...

Doesn't know particularly why. Only, like inchoate Occupy Wall Street folks, he says it isn't working and he doesn't like it.

Like he did say, too -- reworded -- gauge our "civilization" by what the rest of us are going to do once we say, "criminal".

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Reverse the negatives?

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Inutile

Separate the stray sheep from the goats?
Treat the mental?
Teach the unhirable?

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Well you of course know why

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Inutile

They are attempting to Occupy Wall Street don't you?

The price of Real Estate there is so great that they can not afford to buy any there themselves.

Also the people that work there get paid more than Criminal Wages/Salaries or whatever you want to call them while all the time they Play with what amounts to Monopoly Money and do their level best to wreck the Planet.

You know that things in Wall Street are bad when you look at the buildings. All External Glass is Unbreakable and no Windows Open as Stock Brokers Jumping out of Windows when they loose all their Clients money make a mess on the side walk.

Wall Street Side Walks are already messy enough with your feet sticking to the Side Walk so they don't want any Stock Brokers falling from great heights onto members of the General Public.

If you take the time to look at the roofs of those buildings you'll also see Anti Jump Railings that are impossible to circumvent so the Low Life Scum that passes for Financial Experts can not even go to the roof and jump.

It's not to protect the people who make out that they work there when they are just stealing money in every way that they can conceive, but to protect the remainder of the American Population from them killing members of the General Public when they attempt to kill themselves. People make a soft landing and the Stock Brokers & Financial Experts are so incompetent that they need to jump at least 1000 times to kill themselves but in the process kill several thousand members of the general populous with Immunity. The Media Refuses to make any reports about Jumping Season as it makes the Media Look bad. :^0

Stock Brokers and Financial Experts are a Group that should be considered with Telephone Sanitizers, Market Researchers and Politicians who need to be eradicated from the Universe in an attempt to prolong the reign of the Homo Sappiness.

Another planet put all the Telephone Sanitizers & Market Researchers into a Space Craft and sent them to crash into the Earth millions of years ago and all that managed to do was kill Off the Magerthieans Original Population who where supposed to Answer the Ultimate Question of Life The Universe and Everything. Well actually they where supposed to explain just What the Hell 42 actually meant.

Unfortunately those Telephone Sanitizers and Marketing Researchers evolved into Stock Brokers, Finical Experts and Politicians. Well some of them did at least others remained doing what they have always done to wreck the place. The New Group from that Planet is now more easily able to wreck things without needing to try as hard now.

The only solution is to get the Vogans to Destroy to entire Solar System to eliminate those Degenerates from the Universe but without the correct Paper Work the Vogans just sit around reading their Poetry to themselves. :0

But in the mean time Our Creators the White Mice are hoping against Hope to find out what is the meaning of 42. But even they accept that the Planet & Solar System Must be Destroyed to prevent Unrecoverable Contamination of the Universe.

Currently they are trying to think of a good enough reason to Destroy the Solar System but they are having problems coming up with a good enough lie that will be accepted by the Universe in General.

They only require the excuse that the Solar System needs to be destroyed to allow the construction of a Hyperspace Bypass but they have not worked that out quite yet. So we have a bit of time till the White Mice read this post and realize that they have their answer to 42 and Everything, then they can get rid of the Telephone Sanitizers, Market Researches, Stock Brokers, Finical Experts and Politician's by faxing the Vogans the right Paperwork. ]:)

Col :^0 :^0 :^0

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Motive...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Well you of course know w ...

actually, a recent study has shown that the Stock Breakers don't usually try to kill themselves, instead they tend to get a little woozy from playing God - and often develop the delusion that the laws of nature, like the other laws affecting the common man, do not apply to them. So, they're jumping because they expect to soar into the heavens... and not plummet to a squishy death.

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Look Mummy

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Motive...

I can fly.

SPLAT :^0

Col

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Ah, 'The Fool' as pictured in the Waite Tarot deck's Major Arcana....

by hippiekarl In reply to Motive...

taking that first confident step into thin air.

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Requited

by santeewelding In reply to Well you of course know w ...

Someone, finally, to set things straight.

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by santeewelding In reply to Kafkaesque - Prisons don' ...

Your cite was not a first draft. It was carved; again and again. Rather well, I thought. Specially, "inutile" (his word), a low-count of many that caught my eye. He covered ground by sheer will of words in that one, he did.

Skirted the hard part, he did, too.

Cluck and pass on by.

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