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October 11, 2007 at 01:12 AM
fluxit

Me and Chuck Norris are alike

by fluxit . Updated 18 years, 8 months ago

I have never done push ups, the earth moves away instead.

My computer does not get virus’s, virus’s get me.

I am so tough that hardware becomes software.

I am the 8th layer of the OSI model.

I am not on the internet, the internet is on me.

I am not part of the universe, I am the universe. I spoke the universe into existence; Genesis 1:3

A bit may be on or off, but I am so omnipresent that I am both on and off at the same time.

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