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(Nearly) Friday Yuk - 8/13/09

By boxfiddler Moderator ·
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FBI: Man gives teller ID before robbing bank

Aug 13, 7:30 AM (ET)

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - A 34-year-old man is in custody after authorities say he gave a teller his account number and showed her his picture ID before robbing an Anchorage bank.

The FBI says Jarell Paul Arnold of Anchorage is being held on federal bank robbery charges.

The FBI alleges Arnold walked into an Alaska USA Federal Credit Union branch Friday and inquired about the balance on his account. The teller asked for his name, account number and ID.

Authorities say he complied, and then handed over a receipt with a note on the back that said he had a gun and demanded money.

The FBI says he got away with about $600. Authorities arrested Arnold on Monday. A message left after business hours Wednesday with Arnold's public defender, Michael Dieni, was not immediately returned.

Court records say Arnold was sentenced to 57 months in prison for bank robbery in 2004.

Stupid criminals, gotta love 'em! :^0

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Just like...

by cmiller5400 In reply to (Nearly) Friday Yuk - 8/1 ...

Just like the guy who robbed the liquor store. Then asked for a bottle of liquor that was behind the counter. The clerk asked for ID because he didn't look old enough to buy (or should I say steal) liquor. So the stupid crook showed the clerk the ID and she gave him the bottle... The police arrested him minutes later in his house having a drink...

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2.34 am Friday morning here, so it is a joke time - nt

by Deadly Ernest In reply to (Nearly) Friday Yuk - 8/1 ...
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Granny goes to the city

by C F USA In reply to (Nearly) Friday Yuk - 8/1 ...

Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him.

'Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!'

The bellhop looks at her and says, 'Ma'am, this isn't your room, it's the elevator!'

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Just got this text

by patb071 In reply to (Nearly) Friday Yuk - 8/1 ...

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes i have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'

'Your wasting your time' said the boy.

'Why is that? the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up'

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Nice {nt}

by Slayer_ In reply to Just got this text
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Stupid criminals -- LOL

by The Scummy One In reply to (Nearly) Friday Yuk - 8/1 ...

I saw a show once that was about stupid criminals. I loved the one where 2 guys break into an electronics store , see themselves on a big screen TV display, look around for the camera and take off their hoods to pose for the camera, all the while, it was recording them.

Or the guy who went to the roof of a store and broke in from the skylight. Got stuck and called **1 to get him unstuck :^0

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Now that sounds like something

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Stupid criminals -- LOL

That any Honda Rider would do.

They also complain about getting done for speeding as they slide on their A$$ down the road after dropping their bikes. :0

Col 0:-)

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Or the one

by TonytheTiger In reply to Stupid criminals -- LOL

who called the police because someone stole his dope...

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Senior Dating

by critch In reply to (Nearly) Friday Yuk - 8/1 ...

Candice and Hazel , two "senior" widows, are talking.

Candice, "That nice Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Hazel, "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.

"Then he takes me out for dinner, a marvelous dinner lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Candice, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Candice, "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Hazel , "No, no, no I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"

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:^0 Oh yeh. (nt)

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Senior Dating

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