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New Recycling Program

By Jaqui ·
The Child Recycling Program.
for those children that just don't quite meet your expectations.

this spot of humor brought to you courtesy of the HTTP users email list where a question posted was under the subject:
Child Recycling

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Does it work

by NexS In reply to New Recycling Program

For adults too?
Perhaps managers?

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*How* does it work?

by seanferd In reply to Does it work

This is what I want to know, but it is knowledge I might fear.

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by Jaqui In reply to *How* does it work?

what the person was asking in the email list, how apache web server recycles child processes.

but thread title of child recycling drew a really odd image in my mind.

I decided to share the imagery.

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makes me wonder

by PurpleSkys In reply to that's

can you see the forest through the trees?

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There's this big corporation

by GSG In reply to *How* does it work?

and they make a product called Soylent Green...

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Soylent Green

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to There's this big corporat ...

OH Goody where do I go to Recycle the kids?

Perhaps if SWMBO complains too much she can be Recycled with the children.


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The answers so far...

by seanferd In reply to *How* does it work?

are, at least, not as disturbing as what I imagined. My speculation had centered on returning the children from whence they came, and I personally feel that women, in general, have a tough enough time in this world.

Now who wants a nice Soylent Manager steak?

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Different type of disposal

by kevaburg In reply to Does it work

The children get recycled but managers are swapped out and the original destroyed to prevent further managerial infection

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by NexS In reply to Different type of disposa ...

Infects ever the most wary.

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I've tried

by drowningnotwaving In reply to New Recycling Program

Getting them to stay in the big plastic bins overnight on the kerbside, waiting for the collection truck, is proving tedious.

Perhaps we can put them in the charity bins and then it is someone else's problem.

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