New urban superhero begging to be born

Bookie the vampire author slayer.

Needed badly.

Plenty of work about for him/her/it.

Son of Bookie

Could add a bit of time travel nip back and give Mr Stoker a good kick in the nads.

Went in the book store today, for something to read on the train.

Wall to wall Vampires, even in the damn Pratchett books.

Yawn.

Special powers will be
1) Ability to spot yet another twist in a sad boring idea.

2) Remarkable dexterity with a lead weighted louisville slugger.

3) Popeye like rage fueled by the sight goth fashion.