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Now I know why I haven't got my inheritance

By NickNielsen ·
It's because I'm not working with the right people.

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
Your Ref.

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESE HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT, UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER;

NAME: MR OMOREDE UYI
EMAIL ADDRESS: atmapproval09@hotmail.co.uk
PHONE NUMBER;+234-7062391718

AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT USD $500,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL END OF YEAR 2009. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION,YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.BE GUIDED THAT THIS INHERITANCE FILE WAS GENERATED FROM THE FILE OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN SCAMMED BEFORE OR WHOSE DETAILS HAS BEEN USED AND ITS A COMPENSATION FROM NIGERIA GOVERNMENT TO MAKE UP FOR THE LOSS OF YESTERDAY.

FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE OR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OURCODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822) SERIAL NUMBER: 535638/09 SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.A CALL WILL BE VERY HELPFUL AND HIGHLY RESULT ORIENTED.

KINDEST REGARDS,

MR DAVID MARK.
SENATE PRESIDENT.


Their grasp of grammar is somewhat shaky, but they've got a pretty good grip on buzzword use. And unless I'm missing something, how is sending me an ATM card drawn on one of their accounts supposed to hurt me?

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Seems safe enough

by Michael Jay In reply to Now I know why I haven't ...

till you contact them.

At least would be my take on it. Once you make contact you need to turn over the important stuff, bank numbers SS numbers and such.

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But I'm sure that the Details

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Seems safe enough

Of President Qaddafi would be sufficient Proof of Identity.

Or maybe Nick could cut through all of the Red Tape and just hand over the American Government Credit Card Number to save time. You know the one that Pres. Obarma is caring on him to Copenhagen to pay for the necessary Bribes. UH Sorry I mean To encourage all of those Poor Countries to accept his governments ideas. :^0

Col ]:)

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geesh

by PurpleSkys In reply to Now I know why I haven't ...

I wonder how many "INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTERS" use a hotmail addy?

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It must be legit; it's got a 'SERIAL NUMBER'

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Now I know why I haven't ...

Number 535638/09, so you know it's legitimate. If you can't trust a serial number, you might as well just call the whole thing a scam and ignore it!

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You dunderhead!

by DMambo In reply to Now I know why I haven't ...

Why have you been dealing with the None Officials in the bank your entire attempt? Everyone knows that in Nigerian inheritance matters, you have to deal with the Some Officials for at least part of your attempt.

Sheesh!

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Facepalm {nt}

by NickNielsen In reply to You dunderhead!
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I tell ya what, Nick

by jck In reply to Now I know why I haven't ...

Call the guy, get an address and tell him you will send him a check.

Then give me the address and a plane ticket over there, and I'll go get the money for you. :^0

BTW, they'll want you to tie an account to the card they want to send you.

Gotta love scams :^0

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And I know just the account, too

by NickNielsen In reply to I tell ya what, Nick

It's a receivables "Deposit Only" account; no withdrawals are allowed. All deposits are immediately (and automatically) transferred to other accounts.

Attempts to make withdrawals from this particular account tend to get Federal attention...if you know what I mean. B-)

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yes sir

by jck In reply to And I know just the accou ...

I would say more, but I don't want to give Nigerian scammers ideas about how to be more effective.

:^0

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OH come on JCK

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to yes sir

At the very least you should tell them not to use Internet Translators to Translate from Nigerian to Japanese, to Spanish, to German, to Yiddish and then to English to send Important Messages like this to Americans.

It takes way to much time to do all of those translations to hide your point of origin. :^0

Col ]:)

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