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OK, it's not Friday, it's not my birthday, but it's still a good YUK

By Mickster269 ·

I wanted to post this before it gets taken down, and because I won't be online friday.

But I never knew it would be so hard to sell a car on EBay. You Brits sure are an inquisitive lot!

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That is absolutely hilarious!!!

by Old Guy In reply to OK, it's not Friday, it's ...

He must be a relative of NeilB's the wit is too much like his. :^0 That was just too funny.

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Sorry Mickster

by Tig2 In reply to OK, it's not Friday, it's ...

But they already have closed the bidding on that link so it can't be viewed anymore.

I wish I had been faster...

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Here it is in text

by Old Guy In reply to Sorry Mickster

Ok, here it is in text form. The emails below are hilarious!

Superb Ford Galaxy Ghia 2.3 petrol in the ever so popular and most desirable Metallic Silver - it does look good.

1st reg in 2000 on a W plate and with the fuel efficient and easy to drive Automatic.

It has 7 Seats, 2 in the front, 3 behind and 2 in the back. All of the rear seats can be easily removed for a truly massive load space. This is bags of space in this vehicle and the kids love it mainly due to the space and also the fact that they sit up so high and can see out easily.

This car also still has the pull out extendable parcel shelf to hide luggage in the back. Most of these cars parcel shelves have been lost, but this one has it and it works! Even the speaker grills are intact!!! (Bet you won't find many like that).

And it has a 6 CD autochanger unit. How fab is that? (Radio, cassette and CD).

This MPV has only covered 67,800 miles - just run-in really.

Service History: Delivery / 12194 / 21477 / 30727 / 41113 / 52296 / 60849 miles - Service interval every 10,000 miles.

I have just had it MOT'd so it is fully MoT'd for a year until the end of February 2007. As you would expect from a car with only 67,000 miles and just MoT'd it is in good condition both mechanically and cosmetically. It has only done about 60 miles since the MoT in Feb.

I also gave it brand new break pads all around this week, so this won't need to be done either.

No tax - I'll let you get that!

This is a great MPV, which very easy to drive and is at home running the kids to school, shopping trips around town as well as munching up the miles on long trips and holidays. A real all rounder. The driving position is superb. It is a really practical car with loads of space and is really versatile.

Parkers Guide (March 2007) says the following:

"VERDICT: Roomy, well built MPV developed by Ford and VW.Engines include the...and the smooth V6 2.3 16 valve unit is more refined than the 2.0l. Drives like a big car. One of the best MPV's and a sector leader."

The Parkers Price guide is:

Main Ford Dealer ?6540

Other Dealer ?6075

Private ?5110

Trade-in ?4995

A fair ebay price is around ?4950 which is what I have it advertised at elsewhere. If it sells elsewhere first i reserve the right to remove it from the auction. This is a great car use the buy it now to make sure you get it and at trade in price - no messing.

Ok the problems - well not much really and all minor and cosmetic in nature. There is a little of the paint on the rear bumper missing, see photo. It looks like the previous owner either touched a lamppost or someone getting out of the rear stood on the bumper and slipped. As you can see in the photograph this is minor and most people wouldn't notice it. There is a very slight whine from the fan belt when you first start it from cold. I think it just needs tightening a bit. When the engine warms up it disappears. The arm rest on the driver?s seat is loose and needs tightening. It doesn?t stay up too well - I don't use them I have to say as I find that they get in the way when steering. All the other arm rests are good. Apart from that this is a great vehicle. Remember it is the Ghia and has the high specification level of extras. I really like driving it and the auto makes it that little bit special and really easy to drive in all conditions.

Boring bit. Remember that you are bidding to buy and not to look or to haggle later. Your opportunity to look and test is NOW before the bidding ends. You are very welcome to come and give it a test drive or any proper examination RAC / AA etc BEFORE the end date of the auction, indeed I recommend it. If you don't do this, bid and win you do so on the understanding that this is bid to buy. Your opportunity to view or have it inspected is now. I will take cheques if you allow 5 clear working days for it to clear before taking the vehicle or you can pay by cash or Pay Pal and then just drive away this great vehicle. If you have any questions please do ask, I will always answer asap. Oh an no swaps please, thanks - have fun and good luck. You are very likely to get a lot of car for trade-in price or less.

Please note if you have less than a 10 positive bid history contact me before bidding or your bid will be removed. I want to encourage new bidders but need to cut down on fraudulant and malicious bidding.

Have fun and good luck. This is a great MPV.

On 22-Apr-06 at 13:49:33 BST, seller added the following information:

Ok for the person who came to test drive it and exclaimed "Oh it's Silver - I don't want a Silver one!" Yes it's Silver. Just so that there is no error here The title says it's Silver, the description confirms this and guess what? When you look at the photo's what do you see? Yup you got it. It is indeed Silver. I am so glad that you came to view it, thanks for brightening my day.

On 22-Apr-06 at 13:58:42 BST, seller added the following information:


Had 4 or 5 people asking what the reserve is....I can't see a reserve price on it...can you? there isn't one. This is selling all the way. When the hammer falls the highest bidder wins regardless.

On 22-Apr-06 at 14:45:39 BST, seller added the following information:

Ok a round up of the latest emails:

Sorry no swaps or trade-ins - I'm not a garage! Not even a very nice garden shed painted red that I have to dismantle myself, but thanks for the offer.
Being registered in 2000 makes it 6 years old...I have never heard of a warranty this long so no it is not under warranty.
Yes it is road legal - it's got an Mot!
Nope no tax
Yes it has a spare wheel. (Have I landed on a different planet or something?)
No faults that I know of beyond what's in the description however that's not a promise as I'm not a mechanic and no there is no trial period. Come and try it make your own mind up. If you win you buy.
No I don't think that I'm your long lost husband George from Arbroath regardless of how sarcastic I appear to be. It's called humour where I'm from. Personally I think George did the right thing where ever he is.
The only finance is: you pay me I give you the car, I'm not a bank!
I can't vouch for the other owners but no accidents that I am aware of.
Yes you can look at it but no you can't take it for a two day test drive. (I am sure April 1st has gone).
Ha ha very funny, no it's not made out of chocolate. (Why me. I get on a train / bus and I get the nutter. I even land the nutty taxi drivers who have just had Paris Hilton in the cab 'honest' - yeh right.). Get a life and start bidding.
How do you place a bid?...sorry if this is too complicated for you I tend to think that driving might just be a stretch too far.
No it's not left hand drive and your holiday in france and the precise route sounds wonderful. send me a postcard.

On 22-Apr-06 at 17:48:25 BST, seller added the following information:
Pay instantly with your debit or credit card through PayPal.

On 22-Apr-06 at 19:45:14 BST, seller added the following information:

Ok I think I have become email capital of ebay...a real magnet for wonderful questions:

All the seats are present and work, I know that you have counted them in the pictures and can only see 7. There is a very good reason for's a 7 seater.
No it's never been raced ...sorry am I missing something here, Auto Galaxy racing???? May be it'll be be a new class at Imola this year - Auto F1 MPV trials.
There are no rips or tears to the head lining
How the **** do I know if anyone has ever eaten in it. I assume no four course meals but may be the odd hippo pastie. Get a grip.
It's not an off road vehicle so I assume it hasn't been used as such...this is an assumption mind you.
Oh I see, no dear, 7 seater includes the driver.
I can't speak for previous owners, I'm not aware of animals being in it. I suppose a previous owner could have been a zoo keeper or a werewolf.
Keep up the emails as there is nothing else I'd rather be doing with my time. have fun and happy bidding. Is it a full moon tonight?

On 22-Apr-06 at 23:00:22 BST, seller added the following information:

Come on guys give it a rest it's saturday night...get a life...

Why does it make any difference how many people are watching this? Just bid.
You might have a large family and can't afford very much, I am sorry on both accounts but I'm not a charity.
Again no swaps, not even if your car is really nice.
I'm glad that you are enjoying this Sheryl, watch telly or something, haven't you got a boy friend or something?... no better still bid - now!

On 23-Apr-06 at 12:00:55 BST, seller added the following information:

Sunday the day of rest...yeah right...more gems from ebay land...

Thought this might interest you - On one of my last auctions the guy who won it said that he had hooked himself up to a blood pressure monitor in the closing minutes of the bidding and his pressure went up to some ridiculous level. I do wonder some people on the net at times. Must get out more and interact with more carbon based life forms (humanoid) springs to mind.

The reason Jerry, that the gear stick is a funny shape is because it's an A U T O M A T I C gear box. Which means that if you do come to look you will find that there is no clutch. It's not missing by the way they just don't need three pedals. Should be just perfect for some as it's just like a pedal car - only two pedals.
No it's not like new, Fran, it's 6 years old and done 67,000 + miles with kids.
The seats are all fine, except the drivers arm rest as mentioned before.
The exhaust appears to be fine. Whilst we are on the subject of expelling waste gas....
Ok guys enough for today. I'm off to do some things as I have a life. More tomorrow no doubt.

On 24-Apr-06 at 09:35:52 BST, seller added the following information:

Well stuff me sideways with a large mexican cactus...a mail box crammed with 100's of emails...thanks just what I want to be doing on my Birthday. Yes Happy birthday to me, oh the joys of age...Ok another and possibly the last round up as ebay won't let me add anything I think within 24 hours of the end. The end is nigh.

Again no swaps. What is it with people, when I say no swaps please don't take it as a challange. I have been offfered a caravan, 12 cars, 1 lorry, to have my garden landscaped, some rare fish, and I'm sorry but the very kind gent (Donald) who offered me a weekend with his wife (and him it would appear) I have a special message for you. The pictures you sent me of your wife did not, in all honesty help. Some of them looked more like a traffic accident than something that I might remotely find alluring. I am sure that if you set up your own website (assuming that it's not illegal) there will be plenty of sad sacks (many from ebay land going by this experience) who will indulge your (and your wifes) desires.
The tyres on the right hand side of the vehicle are not flat. The reason the picture of the rear seats is 'wonky' as you put it, has an awful lot to do with the fact that I was trying to perch myself between the two front seats facing backwards. There was a very interesting hand brake and gear stick threatening to change my gender at that moment. Additionally at the same time, fending off a small child wearing an eye patch and a pirates bandana who was in the process of trying to hack my left leg off with a large plastic knife; a generous donation to family harmony from Santa.
The bar you can see in the back is to handcuff the children to.(Joke - don't report me to the RSPCC altough at times....) Its the parcel shelf and can be removed easily.
Yes it has privacy glass in the back and your eyes do not deceive you. It's really handy - people can't see inside the back as you transport your clan arround. They should make such glass complusory. Stops you getting a fright on the motorway when you glance sideways into a car as see .... I do wonder about some families.
Whimp. Lancaster is not too far to come to look. Try, win collect. Simple really and it's a lovely train ride. You think writing replies to a zillion questions about this makes car buying fun????? Woha Lisa I think you need to change your friends.
Yet again no it's not like new Gavin. Let me put it this way...what would you be like if you have run over 67,000 miles in six years carrying a load of kids (or werewolves)? Got a picture? Good well this car is a miracle. It looks bloody good and far far better than you would after such an event. However new implies without a mark, pristine, no it's not like new. It's good and it doesn't appear to have been abused like I sense you should be....may be I should introduce you to Donald (see above).
For the 34 people who are interested in the tyres. Firstly I am sure that your interest in rubber I can't be bothered, I'm sure Donald and his wife would like to meet you (see above). The tyres are very good. They all look reasonably new. On the subject of tires....
Thankfully not long to go now so bid.

Thanks for the many messages of appreciation and yes for those that asked try this

Have fun bid high. I'm off to **** out far too many candles.

On 24-Apr-06 at 10:04:28 BST, seller added the following information:

No I don't live in Lancaster??? I live in Oxford.

On 24-Apr-06 at 10:42:55 BST, seller added the following information:

Heaven help us...

Another is it left hand drive?

Don't you read or something? If not then I guess this isn't going make a lot of sense then. In which case I guess I can call you anything and you won't know! Nit.
Do you think that I have cunningly turned the photo's around to make it just look like a right hand drive vehicle just to fool you???? Give me strength. NO ITS A BLOODY RIGHT HAND DRIVE MPV.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:35:55 BST, seller added the following information:

Last few:

How fast does it go? Depends on what's in front of you I suppose. It will sit very happily at 90 without even stressing the engine. (On the autobhaan of course, officer).
Yes I am a nice bloke really - not had many complaints anyway, why do you ask Amy?
Yes it runs on petrol, I am tempted to say I've tried gin and tonics but someone will actually think I mean it. I now understand why car adverts have to include warnings like 'Does not include people and scenery' in them. How do such people get by in life? Do they buy a ticket for the train and think they have a share in the rolling stock??
Yes I like it (The car that is). What sort of question was that Ruth??
It's very stable in cornering. In fact I wish most people were as stable as this MPV. It sits on the road really really well. It really is just like a big car. It is great to drive.
Yes Bob the cup holders work.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:38:39 BST, seller added the following information:

No Bob the cup holders are not broken or damaged in any way. As I said they work.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:41:05 BST, seller added the following information:

Well Bob I just suppose that depends on how big your cups are doesn't it. No I haven't tried them with tins. I Don't drink and drive Bob.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:47:14 BST, seller added the following information:

Bob haven't you got work to do or do you find that you have a problem relating to the rest of the human race? What is it with the cup holders? My suggestion is that rather than buying a car you go out and buy a cup holder. It's much safer - trust me.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:51:15 BST, seller added the following information:

Thanks Bob and I hope that you have a nice day too. Oh by the way Bob you are now barred from bidding. I figure that the motoring and pedestrian population of Great Britain are safer that way.

On 24-Apr-06 at 15:10:48 BST, seller added the following information:

Bob sending me an email under a different name won't work either. You are the only person in the world who is even remotely interested in the cup holders and you have misspelled the swear words in exactly the same way as you did in your last email. Nobody and I mean nobody cares about cup holders. Now let me make some predictions Bob and you tell me if I'm right.

You collect the numbers of trains at Crew railway station.
You live with your mum even though you are 45.
You don't have a girl friend - indeed you might even be a virgin (not that there's anything wrong with that at 45 of course).
Your favourite programme on TV is mmmm this is a hard to be one of these inane outake / blooper type programmes or a practical joke programme that darken our culture. You know the kind of thing where a comic pretends to leave you with 15 dogs in the park whilst they go to the loo. That's funny isn't it Bob?
You button your shirts right up to the neck even though you don't wear a tie.
How am I doing?

On 24-Apr-06 at 15:20:42 BST, seller added the following information:

Hi Bob,

Thanks for your prompt reply. How did I know about the trainspotting, the telly thing and the shirts? Just a wild crazy guess I suppose. Even though you are not a virgin are only living with your mum temporarily you are still barred. Hey tell you what, there is a chap who would love to swap emails with you. He's not doing much at the moment, he's just tending some land in the middle east and buggering up a few million peoples lives. He would be delighted to have a friend. How about you send him an email on . All the best.

On 24-Apr-06 at 22:32:49 BST, seller added the following information:

Ahhh back on! I would like to thank all the people who have sent me e-birthday cards and greetings. Thank you.

Jamie I am sooo pleased that you have been in tears reading this. Me too - the bidding is slow!
Thanks to everyone (except Bob and Donald). Bid now please.

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Q: I've just had to wipe tears from my eyes after reading all that !!! You must have the patience of a saint, and you must be one of the wittiest people ever...more
A: Cool, my advice is to bid high! You will feel so much better for it. Have fun and good luck.

Q: You poor thing! I've just spent an amusing 5 mins. reading your comments to prospective purchasers. Good luck mate. ha ha
A: Ebay have stopped me adding any more! Stop reading and start bidding, I assure you it will increase your sex appeal and good fortune.

Q: Can I arrange to view and test drive please?
A: Absolutely, when would you like to have the test drive? I live in oxford. The weekend is good for me. Regards Dave

Q: Would you swap it for my mondeo diesel ghia estate 2001 new shape, t n t till Jan 07, FFSH. In need of an mpv and I'm in your area?
A: Sorry I need the money!

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Thanks OG!

by Mickster269 In reply to Here it is in text

I'm glad you were able to save it -

It would have been a shame to lose it!

I owe ya one!

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You're right, Mick

by Old Guy In reply to Thanks OG!

it would have been a shame to lose it. I started to post it in the main thread but didn't. I hope others will see it.

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Mick, I hope you

by Old Guy In reply to Thanks OG!

don't mind me posting in the main thread as well.

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Thanks again, OG

by Mickster269 In reply to Mick, I hope you

And I don't mind at all!

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by Tig2 In reply to Here it is in text

Finally gotten back to this- I cannot tell you enough, Old Guy, how much I appreciate you posting the text.

I haven't laughed this hard in ages! I can only imagine that this poor man was "experiencing unbelievable blood pressure" in the last minutes of that bloody auction! He was great!

Perhaps he is in the wrong field??? He should be doing stand-up comedy!

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TT, I don't know

by rob mekel In reply to THANK YOU!!!

what's wrong on your end, I still can read it all at the orig. site. ?
But your right it's awefully nice of Old Guy to do this.

BTW the screen did jump with me as well. And just as JD suggests, I scrolled down to read it.

I would suggest that you check your pc on any mal-,spy- or other malicious-ware.
Have fun doing it :)
Some say it shouldn't take more then 2 hours. ? I hope they are right.


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Thanks Rob

by Tig2 In reply to TT, I don't know

I need to find a better browser. I have been having other challenges- I have no print icon, my browser keeps trying to "protect" me from something- basic idiot Windows behaivior.

Either that or TR just hates me. *sniff*

What I was getting was a full redirect to other auctions. Scrolling down just got me a page of current auctions. Fortunately, Old Guy was able to put the text here.

Incidentally- I scan daily for crap-ware. Persistant connection requires that I do that. It's the browser.

I hate Windows...

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