While I’ve been in a place surrounded by Yellow Metal [i]Bling Central,[/i] tons of it actually. I’m sure that some of the girls here would have loved me to bring them samples but as the smallest bit is quite heavy and it’s Gold so I declined the offer of carrying out my fee. It has meant that I have been out of contact for a while so [b]What’s New?[/b]
OH and for those girls who do complain I can organize some Earrings especially for you but there is a slight bit of surgery involved to look richer than a [b]Movie Star.[/b]
Yes you too can have your own unique earrings that comprise of 2 X Hundred Weight of Gold Bar suspended from a 3/4 inch Titanium Rod that gets inserted through the head to support the small weight involved on each ear. There will also be the need to insert some 1 inch Rods into your back and legs to be able to actually remain standing after the fork Lift places you into that position. But I’m sure that there would be some females stupid enough to want them. 😉
My only comment when asked what I thought of the place by someone new that had never seen me previously was [b]Where’s the Latium?[/b] After all I was told that this place had something valuable in it and not just this worthless yellow metal that should only be used for Industrial Purposes. :^0
Some around that person fell over laughing at the perplexed expression on their face. 😀
I arrived home and found 3 new speed bumps in my street that where not there when I left, and much more importantly the invisible one under a street light wasn’t painted or had any warning that it was actually there until you hit it. [i]They are painting it right now so I can not sleep while they are making so much noise.[/i] Interesting I’m told by those who saw me come home exhausted and wanting to crawl into bed and sleep for the next year to recover. It naturally was the first that I had to drive over to get home. 🙁
[i]Edited to add[/i] Why is it that these [b]Mongrel Jobs[/b] always come up at the [b]End of the Month[/b] and they are always [b]Rush Jobs?[/b] 🙁
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