Okay, really, if you don’t agree with me, you’re insane.
No doubt, any two people that spend 12 years together will get on each other’s nerves, but really, isn’t this extreme??
My husband bookmarked a website for me, and I had to wait for 73 full seconds before I got to the end of his bookmarked websites. He’s insane. How could you possibly need that many websites bookmarked?
You know, if it stopped there, I wouldn’t mind. But it doesn’t. If I had to guess, I’d say we have around 800 ‘custom mixed’ cassette tapes. Really? Isn’t it time to throw some of these away? His music jukebox (which I’m listening to right now) has over 20,000 songs. There isn’t anything on those cassettes that can’t be reproduced. But if I suggest that we clean house, his eyes hemorrhage. I love him terribly, but really, I may have to do away with him.
