Sometimes when I’m feeling particularly sad I like to scrape my ball sack with a cheese grater until they are red and very chaffed. Then I rub gasoline on them, it burns so bad my eyes water…I soon forget about my other problems.
If I feel like I need a quick fix I just punch
myself in the groin as hard as I can. ..
I wish I had a girlfriend sometimes, but all of them want money to sit on my lap.
I really do think I need to see the doctor. I went to a party and got really drunk. When I woke up I was locked in a closet, my pants were down around my ankles
and my face stunk.
I hope nothing bad happened.
