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Saturday Morning Comics, July 21, 2012
by with a few gems to mark the occasion....
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.
I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
That's all for now! Hope everyone has a great weekend!
Wiz