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By santeewelding ·
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You can do for when the whole world is circling the drain.

One. Email your congressional representatives and inform them of your concern.

Two. Post on TR.

Three. Go back to painting your toenails.

The other seven escape me.

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by AnsuGisalas In reply to Ten Things

point your thumb at the stars

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Five.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Ten Things

Smoke dope.

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That way

by santeewelding In reply to Five.

When the window breaks and the glass shatters, it's, "Oh, wow." Without the exclamation point.

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Six

by .Martin. In reply to Ten Things

Post on TR again.

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Seven

by PurpleSkys In reply to Ten Things

put another layer of polish on your toes...one coat isn't enough

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The correct FIVE

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Ten Things

Actually you don't need to smoke any Dope as its much better to lock yourself in an enclosed room run a Generator ideally a Big Diesel type and start stick welding.

The Smoke from the Burning Rods will induce a Trance the exhaust fumes will kill you.

When there was a major cyclone recently in Queensland AU someone did a similar thing but left out the Stick Welder and proceeded to describe what was happening through a series of Tweets on Twitter. After a short time he stop Tweeting and died as a result of the exhaust gasses he was inhaling.

It only confirms what I have always believed that only Twits use Twitter.

After you experience this you don't need to worry about the other five as they are completely unnecessary.

See just how easy things are when you apply yourself to thinking about them.

Col

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by Walter Bishop In reply to Ten Things

add a coat or two of clear polish to your toenails after the paint dries
you know you want them really shiny and the paint to last for a while

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I found out

by santeewelding In reply to Eight

The hard way that sandblasting prepares a fingernail right well for painting. I blasted a small item, holding it with bare fingers, then can-sprayed with enamel. That paint wouldn't come off my nail for love nor money. Had to grow it out.

You might try that, Walter, if you're into painting your toenails.

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Glass Bead Blasting

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I found out

Has a similar effect but isn't quite as rough on the skin. Well I suppose it all depends on the Air Pressure as I'm sure even Glass Beads coming out with 15,000 Lb of air behind it not going to do your skin any good.

But if you want to go the Whole Hog you could use Crushed Egg Shells. That stuff is used here to clean Sand Stone in preparation for recoating here. I have no personal experience of that stuff but I'm told it's an Interesting Feeling on your Skin. :^0

Also after proper cleaning the paint doesn???t come off the skin easily either. You actually have to remove a few layers of Skin to remove the paint.

Col

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Government/Financial titans

by santeewelding In reply to Glass Bead Blasting

And Maxwells of the world need to listen. We have immediate solutions to whatever ails the body politic.

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