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Ok, that?s it, I?ve had enough. This was the final straw for me.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/03/05/margaret-hodge-in-too-white-proms-row-89520-20340661/

A complaint by a MINISTER that the British Proms are TOO BRITISH.

On the television news last night, they even complained about the flag-waving during ?Land of Hope and Glory?. [b] [i] [u] WHAT?! [/b] [/i] [/u]

Now look. Application of common sense, please. We ARE British. Yes, we have other cultures in our midst, but we live in BRITAIN. We do not live in BritIndiPakiAfriZealandOzCanadAmericEU.

If someone comes over here to live from another country, they must think we?re a nice place to be. [b] AS IS [/b] Why do we have to change?

I have no objection to making certain allowances for other cultures/religions, and yes, I treat everyone equally regardless of race, religion, culture, gender etc., but surely the basis of people coming over here in the first place, is to [u] want [/u] to be here as it?s better than their original home. So why try to change it and make it INTO what/where they have left?

Have I lost the plot, here? ? No, don?t answer that.

Why do we have to have separate laws for separate cultures and religions? No matter what their origin, these people are now in BRITAIN. They are here for a reason ? it?s better than where they were, so why try to bring in differing statutes to the rest of us?

I?m not getting at any culture or religion (you know me better than that) but I just want to know ? if anyone cares to answer ? why we should let others decide what is [u] now[/u] to be considered British, and what isn?t.

Has my logic tilted, or am I looking at this all wrong? It?s actually ?us Brits? that I?m getting tee-ed off at, for allowing ourselves to be de-culturalised (is that a word?) in the first place.

This is the final straw, for me, in a long line of things that are appearing to de-British the British. It?s becoming a stupid country in which to live.

[/rant]

Anyone over there want a lodger? (Clean, neat, tidy, house-trained, and can cook?)

GG

Edit: multi-tasking - can't spell and rant at the same time....

144 replies

by tintoman

ok so it wont get you out of rip off britain but we can while away our years ranting about the state of the country.
In the end it takes a lot to understand how any country could pay such close attention to the "feelings" of other cultures over something like the proms and at the same time bomb the crap out of afghanistan and iraq and whoever happens to be next on the list.
The reality is that while people are killing each other for entertainment our beloved government amuse themselves by concentrating more important issues like dreaming up more ways to tax us, and close post offices, and hospitals...and schools.....razor blade anyone?

by gadgetgirl

there's only 150 miles difference!

Oh well.

However, I'll yell if I'm passing your way!

nice to know it's not just me...... :p :D

GG

by jamesrl

I have sung in various choirs and participated in a number of Last Night of the Proms concerts. This despite the fact that Canada and Toronto in particular is becoming far more diverse. They generally sell out. And yes they wave UNION JACKS!!! And we sing 'God save the Queen', something we used to do in pubic schools in the 60s, along side 'O Canada'

How much of it is newcomers and how much is political "correctness'.

James

by gadgetgirl

but at the moment it feels more like 75/25.

We're already known for being "PC gone mad" and for using leniency when we shouldn't - oh, see todays EU rant on celebrity drug takers for that one, I'll edit in a link later - but so many are getting away with allsorts just because they "don't understand our culture" it's ridiculous.

If I have time, I'll post personal examples later.

GG

Edit: add link specified above -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7278943.stm

by tig2

But keep in mind that the US is no better. And in some ways worse.

Google Australia Country Rant foreigner. Don't be surprised to discover that Australia handled a similar issue differently- as in "If you don't like our culture, you are welcome to leave."

I can't say that it will get better. But it will only change if the people WANT it to change.

Sorry sweetie. That's just the way it is.

by gadgetgirl

that's how WE should be doing it.

If you don't like it, leave, or don't come here in the first place.

Hmm. US worse? From what I've seen of the Obama/Clinton debacle, you could very well be right..... :(

GG

by ed woychowsky

Rats, now I have to cross the UK off of my list of places to run to. Looks like all of those English classes were wasted. :(

by gadgetgirl

just don't plan on staying!

Or on anything being THAT different to where you are now!

As for the English classes - hmm... did you take dialect classes too??!! :D :)

GG

by ed woychowsky

Let's see...
Hood = Bonnet
Criminal = Hood
Truck = Lorry
Post = Mail
American = Yank

I really should study-up and re-read the "Two Fat Ladies" cookbooks. :D

by jdclyde

I think your gunna like it
I think your gunna feel like you belong....

This is not new, and it is something we have been complaining about in the States for some time now. Globalists don't WANT a national pride because it is easier to erase borders and move to the new world order of a global government.

I know how much you love the EU trying to dictate to you, just imagine if it were a global union instead?

oh, the humanity.

You can join me in my bunker if you wish luv. Plenty of food and ammo, so we can hold out for years, and if you join me it will help make up for not having one of those "furnace" things.... :p :x

by gadgetgirl

In essence, it seems as if national pride is becoming a thing of the past.

Sadly.

No furnace? Oh.

I'll need central heating, then...... :x

GG

by jdclyde

is what I call a heating system... ]:) And EXACTLY what I had in mind.... repeatedly.... :x

by gsg

You know all those separtists who live in bunkers living in Montana.

by jdclyde

It is looking like we will have another Democrat President, and you know how them Dems like to execute separatists and the families of separatists in Montana...

by maecuff

Come stay with us! That would be awesome. You can just pitch in with the rest of us. Of course, things ARE a little different here. :) We speak English, but it's 'merican English. It just ain't the same.

my husband does a pretty good British accent, so he could make you feel right at home.

by jdclyde

Not that I really even know what a crumpet is.....

pip pip, cherios? :^0

Ah, the thought of GG within a daze ride.... ]:)

by maecuff

I had a crumpet for lunch. They have them at the grocery. Just look where you find refrigerated English muffins and bagels.

by forum surfer

Otherwise you'll be stuck listening to a bunch of whining far left-wing liberals like in California and other places through out the good ol USA. We're so far gone here that displays of national pride like making our kids recite the pledge of allegiance while standing at attention facing OUR flag have "offended" so many people. Our flag is a sacred thing that many, many people have fought and died for. Our kids should be taught to show that the utmost respect from a very young age. My son is 5, knows the pledge, can sing along to the national anthem and knows that it is very disrespectful to let our flag touch the ground when raising or lowering it. Your countrymen/women should treat your Union Jack the same way and not abandon traditions in fear of offending someone. If you find it offensive get over it or get out...

Sorry, had to follow your rant up with a rant from across the pond!

by gadgetgirl

It's not a Union Jack.

That's politically incorrect.

It's gender specific, ergo it has to go.

It's been The Union Flag for around ten years.

(But don't tell anyone here - we still call it Jack....! ]:) )

GG

by forum surfer

That's where it all starts...divide us first and foremost between genders as (most often) that is the easiest way to spot differences between people. Then segregate us into nationalities. Next thing you know we're all segregated with no sense of national pride. I'm not even from the UK and it seems kind of disrespectful to call it anything other than Union Jack. Hmmm...good ol' "Union Flag"?! Lol, it makes y'all sound like a bunch of wusses. It's the "Union Jack" because I say so...along with the 100's of your fellow country men/women that stood beside my friends in the 82nd Airbourne over the years. :) Cheers to ya..you sound like you could use a cold one, lol.

by jdclyde

trying going to Canada and get "Canadian Bacon" on a pizza. Of all the places in the world you would expect to be able to get it..... :0

:D

by ed woychowsky

You also can't get Boston Cream Pie in Boston, but you can get a Philly Cheese Steak in Philadelphia. I think people just make-up names for food to make them sound better.

by jamesrl

Really corny movie, that "Canadian Bacon".

And in Canada, no one calls it Canadian Bacon. Its peameal bacon.

Never had it on pizza - because its so lean doesn't it get tough?

James

by jdclyde

but you don't see it as much anymore.

Canadian Bacon, easily the worst movie John Candy was ever in.

by gadgetgirl

I think you'd like those, too.

Hey, we gotta get Beth and Sonjawithaj working on this girly night, haven't we?

GG

by gadgetgirl

that's English English!

If you want to study up, have a look on YouTube for things like The Likely Lads and Auf Weidersehen (sp?) Pet for Geordie, listen to Coronation Street and Eastenders also for other dialects, and try (just try, mind you) following Jamie Oliver on one of his first cooking programmes!

Then, and only then, will you have *done* dialect!

Geordie translator: http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/geordie-translator.asp

Geordie dialect:
http://www.bobjude.co.uk/geordie/index.html

Enjoy!

GG
]:)

by gsg

but did you learn Hillbilly? Also, have you ever gotten directions from a Hillbilly or Southerner? You want to get to Walmarts? (note the S on the end), well, ya go straight down this here road, and turn left at the Johnson place. Old Johnson, well, he died nigh on 50 year ago, and his daughter married up with the Wilson boy. Go straight, and turn right at the big oak tree on the Hoggett farm. 'Course, no Hoggetts have lived there since the Depression. They lost it for taxes, and them govmint men sold it, and nobody's made a go of it yet. We had some univerity fella down here who thought he knew everthing, but he lost the farm in just a couple year. Go straight for 50 mile, and ya'll see it on the left.

by jaqui

to understand.

at least I knew exactly what you were saying in geordie in the podcast. before you gave the definition of the comment :p

and I had never heard geordie before. :D

by gadgetgirl

having got a new headset and mic last weekend, I'll get on skype and put you to the test!

(not Saturday - I'm going out! )

]:)

GG

by gadgetgirl

Are you treasurer?

Can I hit you for the cost of airfare to the Inaugural Meeting? First Class?

Five star hotel?

Please?

GG

by ed woychowsky

Like everybody else I'm broke. :(

How about we start our country in cyberspace? We could start with an election and once we have a leader we could apply for aid from other nations. :D

by jdclyde

gg is already the Queen, why would she lower herself to be a Vice President?

If she is going to be involved in ANY kind of vice, it WON'T be in an office.... ]:)

by gadgetgirl

I was so busy trying to get over there, I missed the "vice" remark.

Nice pick up there, jd :x

Now, where's the batmobile? It's got all the vithe in thatth needed for thum fun....

]:)

GG

by the listed 'g man'

If the UK was to split on to England, Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland the term British would not exist anyway.

Looking at recent events Scotland wants independance from Britain. Now without Scotland, there would be no Britain (as there would be no GB to union with N. Ireland).

If Scotland went there is not much doubt that Wales would follow close behind.

So the term 'British' is getting old hat anyway (or so it seems).

by gadgetgirl

they've divvied up everything else - why not good old Britain.

Doesn't seem to be much to keep it hanging around for.

GG

by Member 25348569

Great Britain is a geographical and not a political entity. The Scots, Welsh and the patriotic English, for all that they might wish or say otherwise, are British by being natives of the Island of Great Britain. The Northern Irish are not British unless you twist the definition into a political entity.

Neil :)

The chances of sufficient numbers of the Welsh being stupid enough to vote for independence is very, very slim. The Scots may be stupid enough but I think that they would come to regret it.

by the listed 'g man'

Terminology

The issue of whether to use the term "Union Flag" or "Union Jack" is a matter of some debate. One view is that "Union Jack" should only be used for the flag when it is flown as a jack (a small flag flown at the bow of a ship),[1] but it is not universally accepted that the "Jack" of "Union Jack" is a reference to such a jack flag and is only an educated guess.[2] Since "Union Jack" is a proper noun, the term is equally correct when the flag is flown on land.

The Flag Institute, the vexillological organisation for the United Kingdom, stated that the term Union Flag is a "relatively recent idea". It also noted that "From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. Such use was given Parliamentary approval in 1908 when it was stated that "the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag".[3]

When the flag was initially introduced, in 1606, it was known simply as "the British flag" or "the flag of Britain". The first use of the name "Union" appeared in 1625. The word 'jack' was in use before 1600 to describe the maritime bow flag. By 1627 a small Union Jack was commonly flown in this position. One theory goes that for some years it would have been called just "the Jack", or "Jack flag", or "the King's Jack", but by 1674, while formally referred to as "His Majesty's Jack", it was commonly called the Union Jack, and this was officially acknowledged.[3]

The 'Jack' part of the name may also have come from the name of King James I / James VI of Scotland, who inherited the English crown, uniting the two kingdoms. Jac is from Jacobus, Latin for James. King James was fond of attaching his name to items of national importance. Other examples include the King James Bible, commissioned in 1603, and Jamestown - the first English speaking settlement made in North America under King James' rule (1607).

The size and power of the Royal Navy internationally at the time could also explain why the flag was named the "Union Jack"; considering the navy was so widely utilised and renowned by the United Kingdom and Commonwealth countries, it is possible that the term "Jack" did occur due to its regular use on all British ships using the "Jack Staff" (a flag pole attached to the bow of a ship). Even if the term "Union Jack" does derive from the jack flag (as perhaps seems most likely), after three centuries, it is now sanctioned by use, has appeared in official use, and remains the popular term.

The BBC website disregards the term "union flag" because of its "great potential for confusion", preferring union jack (in lower case)[4]. The Merchant Shipping Act 1995[5] refers to the national colours of the United Kingdom as "the Union flag (commonly known as the Union Jack) ?".

The term "Union Flag" is less well known outside of the United Kingdom[6][7], and may refer to other union flags.

by gadgetgirl

Trust me.

I have a works email account stuck solid on US spelling.

That ain't English to us Brits!

GG

by gadgetgirl

if we'd invented spool chockers too, just think of the amount we could have fined you for incorrect spelling....

Would have written off the WWII debt 20 years earlier....!

(that was HUMOUR, dear, HUMOUR .... :p )

GG

by gadgetgirl

you think.

Aid from other nations, hmm? Can we ask Nigeria perchance?!

ok, cyberspace it is.

Hey, Jaqui just started doing hosting.... could we live on him?

]:)

GG

by gadgetgirl

Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity

............... have I got it yet? ..........

Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
....................... Ed? .............

GG

by gadgetgirl

you could tax us, yes, but for [i] [b] some [/i] [/b] of us, would you allow payment in (un)kind?? ]:)

GG

by oz_media

GG - Britain, much like Canada is a multicultural country, as compared to the USA which would be a melting pot of cultures.

Because of this, citizens are able to acccept 'cultural' differences and make it acceptable to immigrate, but the line between good and evil is a fine one and Canada too has stepped back and forth across it, just as teh US has with the melting pot system.

[b]PROS:[/b]
[u]Multicultural:[/u] accepts immigration AND the immigrants choice of culture. This has its pros too, it enables children to grow up understanding the cultural differences between races and become more accepting of those differences.

[u]Melting POt:[/u]accepts immigration but NOT the immigrants culture or religion. Immigrants are expected to assimilate and become a US citizen, speak US English and even absorb Western religion (of course Christianity would be preferred).

CONS:
[u]Mulitcultural:[/u]The fine line between acceptance is often crossed/abused. While we have laws pertaining to immigration acceptance, those same laws can be abused (of course, as can all laws)to push for more. Such as Boy Scouts changing their promise from 'God and queen..." to "MY god and Queen", East Indians in eth RCMP are not allowed to wear turbans, despite years of contest regarding official RCMP uniforms vs religious acceptance. Mind you, most Indian RCMP don't bother with the turban as tehy know how controversial it is, so they wear the correct uniform and don't push the line.
Your post is just another example of how this multicultural acceptance gets pushed a little too far.

[u]Meltingpot:[/u]The drawbacks to being a meltin pot is that you can't' claim to really be multicultural and accepting of difference if you expect assimilation. Alternate religions, languages and cultures are invited to become 'American' but retaining that culture, religion, language is frowned upon. How many times have we seen that displayed here alone? The drwback is that it builds a nation of people unwilling to accept difference, unwilling to adjust their ways to make it easier for someone else to live in the ocuntry. Unwilling to learn about a different culture. It is ALMOST (now I'll get flamed for this) a Nazi mindset where people are ALLOWED to live there but the 'pure US cutizens' ae considerd superior and simply allowing people to share their soace while they become American. It results in reduced cultural education, an ignorance towards difference, and an outward air that you can become a citizen of the US but YOU are not okay as is. Children don't learn to accept cultural difference etc.

When I was young, I had a friend who was Hindi, learned a bit of Hindi (very little) learned about Hindi cooking and religion. Another was Japanese so I learned about Japanese foods, Bhuddism, etc. When I wentr to teh US to stay with fellow Scouting groups, the troops were dominantly caucasian, the kids we stayed with only had caucasian friends etc.

I will nto suggest that this causes wars at all, but in teh same sense, it does not teach people to understand or try to understand cultural differences. We have seen countless people here who have obviously no understanding of the Middle East, cultures, religions etc. In Canada (and teh UK) it is easier to understand and accept as we are surrounded by the same culture and diversity which teaches us to learn and not repel cultural difference.

I can guarantee you one thing though, the UK compared to Canada is very different in that the UK is closer to being a melting pot than Canada is. In the UK I find many if not the majority of Indians are pretty well educated and well spoken, often with an English accnent, especially younger generations.

In Canada, an East Indian is an East Indian. they have a different way of consudcting business, which you learn to work with and accept. They have mosques and temples EVERYWHERE, which again we learn to accept.

But the whole government cowtowing to immigrants is just where that fine line gets tripped over all the time. One decision is seen as discrimination, the other can be seen as unjust changes to an existign society or culture.

Face it, the world's borders are dissolving fast. Computers unite and bring together so many countries as we find new ways to work together and benefit from each other. We simply must get used to accpeting these changes, sometimes even seeming wrong (they will change again in time anyway), but we are better off for it in teh long run. our children will be better off and perhas, just one day, not in mu lifetime, the world's cultures will acdcept and find benefit in differences, instead of fear. Hopefully we will have returned to our individual cultures as while we accept others, they must also accept teh fact that we need ot retain our OWN cultures too.

I say all this in complete hypocisy, while living in a land stolen from the origal inhabitants who were forced to change in order to accept OUR ways, just as is so in the USA too. Mind you, I LOVE North America's native Indian culture and really wish they got a better deal when we came aboard.

In a sense, we don't have any right to dictate what an immigrant does or doesn't do here, in fact we should just feel lucky that they immmigrate instead fo going to war everytime a new culture wants to take over North America. Why not, we did it?

Wow, lots of thoughts, sorry about that but it is a subject I take great interest in.

EDIT TO ADD EVEN MORE: I too have the feeling that if you WANT to come here because it is a better life, better government, better income, better opportunity etc. Then do so. But you can't expect us to change our LAWS to match what you had before. You LEAVE that behind, can't have the best of both worlds. I also see laws as being VERY different from cultural or religious issues. Indians are allowed to carry kirpans in Canada, thier children were crrying them to school at one time. (those long curly knives that they wear on a sash).
This is where it crosses the line, knives of that length are illegal in our country (as far as carrying one in public) ESPECIALY in a school. But they fight the ocurts because in India they are allowed to do so. THIS is where it goes too far, wear your turban, tell me why you war it and educate my son too. Tell him about your kirpan and religion, but DON'T carry a weapon to a school my child attends.

(okay he's all grown up now but still, he COULD have been attending that school) :) .

by jdclyde

Canada has two official languages, correct? In a true multicultural country, why? Simple, it is in the best interests of everyone if we can talk a common language, so we can communicate.

In the US, people are not forced to leave their religion behind, provided it does not violate laws, such as honor killings, stoning of an adulterous wife [i](I kind of like that law...)[/i] or the ability to have as many wives from pre-arranged marriages as you wish.

In Michigan, we have one of the largest Muslim communities in the Country, and they have their mosques. True, the are not allowed to broadcast their call to pray, but they are still fighting that in court. Does their religion trump the rights of the non-muslims that live in that region? of course not.

Immigrants are not told to forget their heritage or to leave it behind them, but they ARE told to live here, speak English, and have a good life and enjoy the opportunities that are here that were not in their native lands.

If people are not united by a common language, then there can never be understanding of each other just because you can't communicate. EVERYONE benefits by that.

At the same time, the immigrants should not be able to demand that existing traditions be stopped. The Aussies had it right, if you don't like it here, leave.

by jamesrl

Quebec has been fighting to keep their language and culture pure for a while, it became legislated in the 70s. There are small towns in Quebec which are passing very directed laws at Muslims which seem to have the purpose of discouraging them from settling there.

http://municipalite.herouxville.qc.ca/Standards.pdf

Read it and enjoy.

James

by gadgetgirl

- especially your expansion of the differences between multicultural and melting pot. Spot on! I wholeheartedly (and very firmly) agree with you.

ok, go ahead, frame this post! ;)

On a lighter note, I tried reading this last night, sadly after one or two of my favourite "painkillers" and apart from having [u] extreme difficulty[/u] with your typos (no change there - that's just you! :x ) was unfortunate enough to conjour up a mental image due to some wording you used of a dalek wearing a Sikh turban.....

wha'?! :D :p :0 ;\

GG

by forum surfer

Wikipedia (from whence that was quoted) isn't a viable source of info. :) "Official" or not, the entire world knows what you're referring to when you say "Union Jack", not so with "Union Flag".

Anyway, the Sex Pistols called it the Union Jack, so that's good enough for me! Anything else is just bollocks, lol...

by robo_dev

Where evolution is just a theory, gun control means using both hands when you pull the trigger, and you don't have to wear your seatbelt if you drive a pickup truck.

On the other hand, there are tons of IT jobs, homes are dirt cheap, and you can drive as fast as your car can go on the freeway.

by ed woychowsky

The pecan pie is GREAT! If you ignore that it's pronounced pee-can. :-)

Seriously, you should mention the food.

by gsg

Puh-cahn. At least, that's what I use. I can't STAND IT when people pronounce it PEE-CAN. I propose the first ammendement to the constitution of the Cyber Country of Jacqui. Pecan must be pronounced Puh-cahn. Failure to do so will result in death by firing squad of sling shots with pecan ammo.

by robo_dev

Tore Up = broken "he tore up that laptop real good"

Mash On = press. "Go ahead and mash on the enter key"

Cut Off = switch off. "Go ahead and cut off that thar light switch"

That dog won't hunt = Ping response failed

Bless her heart = user empathy response when data is lost

Fixin' to = getting prepared to act "I'm fixin to compact the database"

Jeet Yet = question to indicate whether lunch plans are possible

by Member 25348569

NITS(tm), when cutting and pasting from Wiki or other on-line source, does endeavour [1] to remove the reference tags from the text or include the references themselves. To leave your text scattered with numbers [2] is pretty damn lazy!

Neil :)

[1] NITS(tm) standard of writing. Author NeilB 2008.
http://tinyurl.com/39mz9q

[2] How not to make an already boring post a complete pain by leaving crap in it. Author NeilB, 2008.
http://tinyurl.com/39mz9q

by w2ktechman

a religion based on not taking responsibility for your own actions (such as a large part of the public). Hence the religion of SCUM (see, it fits). Basically, do as you want, and if you get into trouble 'your religion made you do it' :^0 What an awesome thing. To always have an excuse handy!!!

Currently there are many high up positions needed to be filled, so post your loyalty now and receive a free membership!!!
Later, when we start taxing..er..I mean charging a percentage of income (to make me and the higher ups rich), you can gain :D :D

Of course the Diplomatic Immunity thing is sooo much more cool :( And the option of getting aid for being such a poor country :(

So your idea is better still, and you also have the option to tax :( This means the country idea has a much better ability to make execs rich... And I am not even one of them :( :(

by naughtymonkey

I recently liberated my mother-in-law from her suite in the backyard (or maybe that is liberated the house from her since it is in much better condition and isn't dusty at all). Oh well, it is fully furnished with excellent decor.

Of course, it is just as obnoxious and irritating in this country as well. ;)

by jmgarvin

Esperanta (or whatever it was called), back in the 70's/80's? Wasn't that supposed to be the new "American" language?

by ed woychowsky

I spent too much time in Alabama, where they do say PEE-CAN. Oddly enough, they also say PEE-CAN in Scranton Pennsylvania where they also call a green bell pepper a mango.

by gsg

I was in my grocery store and I noticed that they labeled Fennel as Anise. One's a vegetable, and the other is a spice. Fennel and Anise are not the same things. I told the produce manager that he'd labeled the veggies wrong, and I got a blank stare. Of course, the kid at the checkout looked at the leeks that I bought and wondered at how big the green onions were. For gosh's sake, watch the food network, man!

by ed woychowsky

I met Alton Brown once; he told me that he hates me. All I did was ask what to do if a recipe had an ingredient that was extinct? :(

by jmgarvin

What is wrong with the Aussies and Kiwis? Do you have no tastebuds? You do know that Vegemite tastes awful, don't you? ;-)

by jaqui

the taxer and head of religion. ]:)

since I am the head of my religion :D

I get to screw the people both ways. ]:)

by the listed 'g man'

Did not care that much to go through and remove them. Was just for information. Nothing wrong with a little Ctrl C, Ctrl V every now and again.

by hal 9000

Till you loose that Accent no one can understand you so you'll have to stay put. :p

Suck it up and live with it [b]Winging Poms[/b] drive me nuts. Probably why the song Willy The Winging Pom was written as well I would think. :^0

Stop complaining and rig the next Erection so that you can get rid of the Offending Pollies. B-)

See how a bit of lateral thinking always solves the problems. :D

Col ]:)

by gadgetgirl

Ah said watch an' learn, boys, watch an' learn....

original reference was totally unintentional, but as a FL fan, I can see which left field that came from!

GG

by gadgetgirl

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

Hmm.

I'm now going to have to read and ensure that if I learn it, it doesn't make me Oomotic.... ;\

GG

by gadgetgirl

OUTER Mongolia. Right?

good one, Ed - do you happen to know if they play showtunes there? :D :D :D

(ok, jd, I'm ducking..... :p )

GG

by ed woychowsky

When I was in Alabama a lady from Pennsylvania asked a local, ?What?s y?all?? Before the southerner could respond I blurted out, ?Use-guys.? To which the lady said, ?Oh, ok.? I though that the southerner was going to bust something laughing. :)

by locolobo

Must be acceptable spelling though. Yahoo returned several links (in cyrillic). Several seem to be discussing Quake. Is Pucckaya a virtual lingo?