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Women in the US

by jdclyde In reply to The Truth!!! A Thursday m ...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama! , and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye--enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

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An 80 year old Italian man.

by sleepin'dawg In reply to The Truth!!! A Thursday m ...

80 year old Italian man


An 80-year old Italian man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor
is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay
in such great physical condition?"


I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's why I'm
in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and
down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."


"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"


"Who said my Dad's dead?"


The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's
still alive. How old is he?"


"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a
walk, that's why he's still alive."


"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"


"Who said my grandfather's dead?"


Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"


"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is
getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with
you this morning too?"


"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."


At this point the doctor is close to losing it "Getting married!!
Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"


"Who said he wanted to?"

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That's an other story

by rob mekel In reply to The Truth!!! A Thursday m ...

And you sure said enough ... made your point clear :^0

Rob

off to the skiing slopes :)

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