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The zombie attacks are coming

By Michael Jay ·
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or so thinks this Leicester citizen who sent this letter to the City Council;

Dear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen

Made me laugh, but then I thought, are people really that dumb?

Story here;

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It's too late for Leicester

by NickNielsen In reply to The zombie attacks are co ...
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Concerned Citizen should check with the U.S. CDC.

by seanferd In reply to The zombie attacks are co ...
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by AnsuGisalas In reply to Concerned Citizen should ...

Very good... making zombies into trojans for the common good.
Of course, the meeting place thing could turn the post box into a veritable lunch box.

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True to form

by santeewelding In reply to Concerned Citizen should ...

The CDC says nothing about a sidearm, along with candles.

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Evidence is sketchy...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to True to form

firearms may be of limited usefulness, depending on the kind and grade of zombie involved.
A machete is more generally useful, if zombie documentaries are to be trusted

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I'm not talking about zombies.

by santeewelding In reply to Evidence is sketchy...
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The CDC is...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to I'm not talking about zom ...

particularly, the kind of zombie which is liable to accidentally shoot its loved ones - thinking the point of a gun is to use it.

The CDC has three purposes:
*Gather information
*Carry out or enable countermeasures
*Keep the zombies from doing too much harm

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We are approximately on the same page

by santeewelding In reply to I'm not talking about zom ...

You and I. No need to descend into details.

I would note, however, that AARP is not. Maybe CDC runs AARP, or vice-versa. In either case, they are obliged to say what they do or they are not titularly in charge of how we are.

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Well it's quite simple really

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to The zombie attacks are co ...

Zombies are real but to make them slightly more Palatable to the general Public they have been renamed .

They are now known as Politicians.

They however do everything possible to destroy your lives and currently it's Publicly Unacceptable to kill them on a wide spread basis. The odd one or two being killed are acceptable but attempting to wipe them all of the face of the planet gets some serious complaints by the Media who know no better.


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I think you got it

by Michael Jay In reply to Well it's quite simple re ...

the zombies protect themselves by maintaining a position of power, so it would not be proper to ask the zombies to protect us from zombies. Yikes.

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