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By NickNielsen ·
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Found this in my email this evening:

From: METROPOLITAN POLICE UK (mr.walmsley6455332@capsred.com)
Sent: Thu 6/09/11 4:26 PM
To:

Attention; Beneficiary,

My names are INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT from METROPOLITAN POLICE UK, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.JOHN LEWIS, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him before your death, to help you in receiving your fund US$ 2,000,000.00 So here comes the big question.

Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of ( JOHN LEWIS ),He further claimed that you died on the 24/06/2006 and you have been buried , thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:

MR JOHN LEWIS,
AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.
ROUTING/122006743,
B/NAME:Bank Of American ( B.O.A ),
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA,

We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. john lewis, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

Thanks

INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT
Email: mr.walmsley@capsred.com

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Now, I'm wondering what the reaction would be were I to use a throwaway address to create an "autoreply" that says I'm dead.

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Why not

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to This is priceless!

That works for me provided that the email address is something like @satans domain ****

Col :^0

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OMG

by PurpleSkys In reply to This is priceless!

you two are so bad...but I honestly have to admit, i love the idea...

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Ah...

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to This is priceless!

Thanks for the laugh. "My names are" :^0

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I just have to do it...

by GSG In reply to Ah...

Slim Shady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w

Sorry folks. Couldn't resist.

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Tell them that you received another email

by seanferd In reply to This is priceless!

from another person claiming to be INSPECTOR GEOFF WALMSLEY from METROPOLITAN POLICE UK (Croydon Borrough) who says that a B. Martin Smith has murdered JOHN LEWIS, and that you are being called in to answer a few questions.

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Not just dead...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to This is priceless!

Murdered. On the date mentioned.
"You have tried to email #########. We regret to inform that ######### was tragically murdered on June 24th 2006. If you wish to help commemorate ######## and his efforts to promote satanism and sadism, please donate to Detroit Circle for Satanic BDSM, account no. ################"
Something like that?

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No

by Jellimonsta In reply to Not just dead...

Why not sacrificed?

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It would be fun...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to No

to say that yes, he's dead, died on that date - and there's reason to think foul play - please immediately arrest that guy, FBI will be in touch about extradition!

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That was great, got to love those emails

by markp24 In reply to This is priceless!

thats definitly a new one, funny how far these things go. and the stories they come up with.

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Blast it, I missed your obituary!

by CharlieSpencer In reply to This is priceless!

How was the service? Did you go for a box or 'scorch and scatter'?

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