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This may be an old one, but...

By john.a.wills ·
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The dyslexic, amnesiac agnostic stays awake at night wondering whether there is a dog.

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Yes and yes.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to This may be an old one, b ...

Yes, it's an old one.

Yes, and he reserves a special corner for those who repeat ancient puns.

When an atheist has an orgasm, who's name does he cry out?

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Now wouldn't that be something...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Yes and yes.

Calling out the Name of God... how'd it go again? Atum? Aton? Aten?

No need to call Him to bear witness, because, I *think* He knows how it's done : even if He's only done it once, we're still talking about it now, 2011 years later ]:)

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And the wind

by seanferd In reply to Now wouldn't that be some ...

cries ____.

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If it's a really good one,

by seanferd In reply to Yes and yes.

no coherent words or names are possible to utter.

And he knows, deep down, that there is no dog. There is only the Ceiling Cat.

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WTF

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to If it's a really good one ...

Now how did that happen.

TR is so great with the new design that you never know what will happen. :^0

Col

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There's a scary thought...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to If it's a really good one ...

Accidentally, in throes of passion, nay in the iron grip of coitus immaculata, to call out the unutterable name of an Old One...

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You have to mean

by santeewelding In reply to There's a scary thought.. ...

"Oh_****!"

Old, I mean, far as vocabulary is concerned.

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I was thinking along the lines of a Lovecraftian Old One...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to You have to mean

Such as the ones one can run into here

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Yeah, you've got a point.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to If it's a really good one ...

It wasn't really a good one if you've got the breath to scream, "Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster!!"

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Afraid you are wrong here John

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to This may be an old one, b ...

I sleep very well at night without any problems other than work related issues.

Unfortunately they insist on calling me at obscene hours and waking me up.

Col

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