This still on

it was post 99 when I posted it. :P

Did I forget to put in the ;)

]:)

I like swimming against the current in life (that's a metaphor, Lobo), so I've decided that from now on, I'm going to be an IT_Lobo supporter. I'm starting the campaign for him to be elected the next King of TR. With apologies to BFilm, it's time for new leadership in the TR community.

I know that Oz will provide support by becoming the campaign's finance manager, and I'll be relying on JD for media relations.

floggers, with 27 falls.. made out of suede or leather.
[ make em myself ]

buy them in "adult" shops, and leather shops, where it's fetish leather wear.

as for pulling legs, only pull them apart to attache the ankles to a spreader bar.. leaving the subject.. vulnerable.

the leather. Suede stains too easily and doesn't hold up as well! ]:)

"Try anything once, if it hurts, try it again".

what sensation you are wanting to give, a suede can give much softer sensations, driving the subject wild, much better for someone who isn't a confirmed masochist.

I have a leather flogger that is made out of boot laces...27, 5 foot falls.. I cut it as one long lace then trimmed to be the length I wanted. ]:)

My nominee for "Smack of the Year". Excuse me while I blow the Pepsi out of my nose.

For the tough types??

Shush Dont tell anyone ... I am new at this :D ..

I was thinking about using kite strings we use in India ... They are laced with Glass grounded into powder ..

]:)

nothing says helpless like the feeling of cold steel. :D

Stargazer, I thank you for taking the time and trouble of giving us the history of this thing.
Here I am reading and reading and reading, and can make no sense of it all. I don't know the subject matter and have no idea what happened. It's pretty hard to interject when you don't know what everybody is talking about.
I can only say, that for me this bunch, including yourself have been and continue to be a blast.
I truly enjoy the bantering back and forth, the jokes, the shots "All in fun" that you take at one another. I don't telling you that there have been any nights, when I was simply too wiped out to think and then I come and read "The Gang" and it always cheers me up.
Sometime the conversations are indeed intellectually stimulating, sometimes they impart you with a knowledge that you didn't have before, sometimes they are just plain hysterical. Who could want more.?
And so I can only conclude that if the individual that started all this chooses to leave, it would be a shame and definitely his loss. There is fun here, humor and intellect.
It doesn't get any better, although not a member of the "Gang" as of yet, I do feel a kinship, based on all the good times I've had reading these posts.
So I'm sorry that this person feels this way, but if this is how he sees the "Gang" then he has badly misinterpreted what he's seen and misjudged the people completely.
I close in thanking you again, for the background or I would never have known what all the fuss was about.
Warmest Regards
Aaron

Dam people can be over sensitve and touchy here at the TR, they hate bad spelling, poor etiquette, and they take themselves way to seriously. these are the kind of IT geeks that hunt you down and kill you for being diffrent. This place has like the KKK of the internet forums. Once there after you they just slag and bitch and moan and complain till eventualy you go away (like you realy care when you leave). Although I haven't gone away yet, waiting for something. I think neilb@.. is like the klan leader he is easily offended and contiually berates me (it hurts my feelings).He's got my number and won't rest till I disapear. (I think he's started a hate campain against me(I'm doomed). any way welocme back, maybe If you side with the peps attacking me they will like you more.

Did you ever get a suitable reply to your posasking for invoice help? That's the type of serious post that I think really merits a response. It's why we're here; to help each other out. I read that one and thought "wish I had an answer for this guy".

Hope you got what you needed, because that's the whole point of the TR community.

I remember that one! It came up as I went down (ill!)

Aaron - if you didn't find anything suitable, try this link...

http://www.sage.co.uk/productsandservices/home.aspx?tid=131865

There is a sidebar which allows you to work through the most optimum solution for your own business.

If you're interested in it, there are contact details on site. If you have any "non-faq's" on it, pm me - my daughter works with this program every day, I can pass your queries on to her.

Hope this helps, if you haven't already found a solution.

GG

and I thought LAST Friday was Friday 13th!

(traditionally my lucky day.....)

Soz, Jaq, unedumicated kiddy AH's get me riled every time....

leather or suede, babz?

]:)

GG

I'm a sadist, I only inflict pain on those I [i]like[/i] ]:)

I can almost feel it now .... Didnt think about the sensuous part of things ... :D

]:)

now, look, darling, I thought you would have understood by now.....

leather and suede? Yes, fine.... very apt, very suitable, and can be used both hard and soft....

plastic? common plastic? On a lady like myself? And how on earth would you tittilate me with [i]PLASTIC[/i]??? Delicate little me?

Hmmph.

Miffed.

Like I said, I thought you liked me. Now you have offended my sensibilities....plastic coated wire cable indeed....

Hmmph.

GG

(was it going to be wired up to anything, then?)

]:)

....but you will learn.....!!!

:D

GG

Now look, [b]TOG[/b] (caught you listening to Terry, didn't I??) what on earth gives you the impression that we're warped? Hmm?

- and I'll just state here that

[b]"It takes one to know one"!!![/b]

:D

GG

I just learnt 2 very important things ... Avoid Plastic (If you are a lady ;) ) and Wrists and fingers are not affected while trying to save your butt :D

What about chains??

]:)

Who it Terry? And, yes ma'am you're right. I keep trying to keep the old self hidden so no one is supposed to know about that.:)

TOG - Terry Wogan's Old Guys (and Gals)

and I thought there was a real you under neath all that guff.....

I alopojise host mumbly if I've let that particular feline out of the bag....!!!

(I told you it takes one to know one!!!)

:D

GG

rather have the bare steel cable impacting on your tender bottom?

the plastic stops the strands from pinching and slicing your bottom to ribbons on impact. :P

Oh, yeah, I've slept since then and forgot about that link. Yes, I read it and thank goodness I didn't fit the profile. (B/c I work with our Youth Group they keep me young.)

Maybe no one will notice these posts and won't realize you let out my secret. B-)

sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me.... ]:)

come to daddy! ;\

But better late than never .... :D

You are very welcome Aaron .... I am glad you enjoy your time at TR. As for Lobo ... I wasn't around when he was Ozzed (Oh, I wish I was .. :D) ... but there is one in every bunch ...

]:)

itlobo. :p

whatever [b]you[/b] say

you all are still with it. :D

But then the other day there was a thread started in to a more open case on how to react/ignore (what still is a reaction) to "non issues" issues. Or people whose thinking/actions are not accepted/welcomed by a group of members at TR.

Funny how we humans can react to/on things that we don't wanna react too (or to, as an other thread was/is disputing about)

But then this is all in miscellaneous and just for fun.

Unless the writings take a bad turn and are insulting or even plain rude. Then again we can take action the normal way and ask the people concerning to moderate there lines/threads. If not we can ask TR-moderators to take action on these people. So all in one it's just the way how we conduct to things that makes if it's funny or, lol, not. :D

But then reacting to a thread self called stupid and pointless for over 18 day's is.... hmmm....I don't know but sure funny. :D

Rob

@Life is too short to not enjoy IT :x (still love this one)

nice play on worms, there SG!

:D

GG

Must be an inside joke. I hate inside jokes that I'm not a part of! LOL

yet another Two Ronnies sketch....

sorry you felt so "segmented".....

Have I "wriggled" my way out of that one yet? Or am I just getting deeper into the mud, here?

:p :D

GG

Wriggling is something I understand. But Two Ronnies? Segmented? ?:| Well, I just now did some research and found out that your Ronnies are some sort of BBC thing. But hell, even if I did understand the segmented ronnie thing, I would ask you to keep wriggling anyway. ]:)

wriggling or wiggling ?! ]:)

I've been told I have a very nice wiggle when wearing my ultra high stilletoes, especially with the seamed black stockings.......

]:)

GG

[worms have segments. not Ronnies Barker or Corbett.....]

That's one helluva visual about the stilletos and stockings! :p Either a wiggle or a wriggle will do just fine. :D

Interesting thing about wriggling and wiggling. They mean damn near the same thing. And the plot thickens because the word "worm" is used in the definition of "wriggle". Did you do that on purpose, you sneaky thing?
[i]
[u]wiggle[/u]:
1. To move or proceed with a twisting or turning motion; [b]wriggle[/b]: wiggled restlessly in her chair; wiggled through the crowd.
2. To insinuate or extricate oneself by sly or subtle means: wiggled out of a social engagement.

[u]wriggle[/u]:
1. To turn or twist the body with sinuous writhing motions; squirm.
2. To proceed with writhing motions.
3. To [b]worm[/b] one's way into or out of a situation; insinuate or extricate oneself by sly or subtle means. [/i]

I'm [b]very[/b]good at worming my way into things.....

I think you're catching on to my sense of humour, Mark!

so - slit sided skirt, seamed black stockings, black lace garter, basque with matching nix, four and a half inch heel stilletos.....

(hey, bear with me here! I'm only just over five foot, I need the height!)

oh, yes I can [b]worm[/b] my way around......

]:)

GG

(hometime: will reply tomorrow, and see how long it took jd to home in on this one....I'm convinced he has a program which sends up alerts for womens underwear in my posts!!!:D)

funny how that works, huh? ;\

oh, and TR isn't called in just because someone is rude. No one called for the moderators to ban young Justice nor Underage until underage stepped over the line with his "suck my..." discussion.

Anything else, your just flamebait or ignored or simply ridiculed and pointed at.

Oh, also a big difference between ignoring a member for some offense and not discussing ANYTHING with the OTHER members. We are free to talk [b]about[/b] the person being ignored! :D

In this case, no one was talking about ignoring Lobo that I saw. Just a few like me clueing in a few of the newer members as to what this bazar discussion is even about. I live to serve... B-)

or was that too contradictory for you?

weep for me baby! :D

[b]Edit: note that this was an answer to gaz BEFORE I saw the gg post! Your response is further down my dear! (I thought you would like it BETTER if I went down THERE for a bit?) ]:)

But dont stop though! ]:) I see jd sniffed this one out already. haha

Just over five feet tall, huh? That's teeny. Can you do fun things like crawl inside of a mouse hole? Walk under furniture without bonking your head? Hide inside somebody's pocket? Swim in a teacup? :^O

Do I smell panties? ]:)

Come here little girl! I've got candyyyyyy! :D

tiny is just another term for "bite size"! :O

Dear ol' Me?? Tee hee hee ....

]:)

Mark - Are you by chance making light of my lack of height? Do you always hit on the vertically challenged?

Swim in a teacup? No, but there are bits of you I could remove and see if THEY would swim in a tea cup.

Now, just a few things......

1. The smaller the size, the more perfection it contains. The best things are never stretched to their limit.
2. The best things come in little bundles
3. We're all the same size lying down....

jd - panties? panties?! nix!! nix!! The ones that match the basque with the optional suspenders! You know, the one with the lace up front with the leather thong, that has the myriad of hooks and eyes down the back......

The one that I took the bra straps off to wear that off the shoulder jumper......

{muttleyfied!}

]:)

GG

I am picking on your vertically challenged impairment. I am allowed to do that because I am not supertall. Though I'm taller than a super-sized midget like you are. :D Hitting on you?? Me?? :O Well... since you brought up the scorching hot hanging-off-the-shoulder damn-near-bearing-all jumper photo that jd was raving about a while back... :8}

And what bits of me would you remove for your experiment? I do know that some parts of me would sink but they're holding me together. (After-effects of my wild and crazy youth). You can't have those.

now look.

Why are you picking on me? S'not fair. Everyone picks on the little people.

If you're not careful....I'll.....I'll...raise myself to my full height and headbutt you in the kneecaps...

or thereabouts. ish.

Oh, yes those bits of yours. Spherical objects, dear, spherical objects.....

nothing highly important......

]:)

GG

Hmm ....what in the world would that be? Gall stones? Surely not my eyeballs.

< Does a little sidestep to avoid GG charging toward knees then turns and watches GG crash into the wall behind me but being so small she harmlessly bounces off the wall and jumps up smiling menacingly at me and prepares to charge again >

Come, see the non-violence inherent in the system.

I'm sorry. I'm only a man but from what I've been reading "This Has Got to Hurt !!!"
I'll stick to standard fare, less ware and a lot less pain.
Steel cables, "Wow", that's a vision.
Warmest Regards to you very brave Ladies.
Aaron

just because some watery tart.....

Now I have to dig that out tonight! :D

:D