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By PurpleSkys ·
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A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
???Surely medicine is the oldest profession,??? says the doctor. ???God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn???t medicine I???ll be??????
The civil engineer breaks in:???But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that???s civil engineering to me.???
The programmer thinks a bit and then says:???And who do you think created chaos????

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tee hee

by Shellbot In reply to Tuesday morning chuckle

A SQL Query walks into a bar. In one corner of the bar are two tables. The Query walks up to the tables and asks:
- Mind if I join you?

* I laugh to myself everytime i think of this joke :)

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lol

by PurpleSkys In reply to tee hee
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Too funny, must forward to my DBA

by robo_dev In reply to tee hee

hope there are no blobs on either table as those can make joins very messy.

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How many DBAs does it take to change a light bulb?

by PurpleSkys In reply to Tuesday morning chuckle

Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

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Murphy's Laws of Computing

by PurpleSkys In reply to Tuesday morning chuckle

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

When the going gets tough, upgrade.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

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Thanks, I needed a laugh

by Slayer_ In reply to Tuesday morning chuckle

Good jokes :)

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My pleasure

by PurpleSkys In reply to Thanks, I needed a laugh

I like to give everyone a smile once in awhile

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Those are all awesome.

by seanferd In reply to Tuesday morning chuckle

Too bad I'll probably forget them almost immediately, as with all jokes. In this case, hyperlinks can be my memory for me.

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