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By PurpleSkys ·
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

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The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

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Hehe...that's a good one!

by wizard57m-cnet Moderator In reply to Wednesday Chuckles

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.


One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shXt. One of the boys said: "What is that?"

"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said: "These taste like shXt."

"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."

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If we're going with blonde jokes...

by NickNielsen In reply to Wednesday Chuckles

Q: Why did the blonde use an entire bottle of shampoo every time she washed her hair?
A: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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hmmmm...

by jck In reply to Wednesday Chuckles
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Hey jck

by PurpleSkys In reply to hmmmm...

What's gnu?

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hai

by jck In reply to Hey jck

nothing...was bored...popped back in for a fly-by.

yoo?

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same

by PurpleSkys In reply to hai

started job hunting again...I'm at a point I'll take just about anything just to have a job...

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hope u find something u like

by jck In reply to same

I'm moving back to FL. Gotta go back and help the parents.

Anyways...take care. I have to go help the guy do webwork that got it thrown on him by the webmaster who's supposed to be doing it.

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be well

by PurpleSkys In reply to hope u find something u l ...

hope to see you around again soon :)

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It's an animal with twisted horns, not twisted minds like us -nt

by Deadly Ernest In reply to Hey jck
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*rim shot* -nt

by jck In reply to It's an animal with twist ...
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