Wednesday ROFL

Just fancied starting one early since I’ve just heard a couple of jokes that made me chuckle.

Girlfriend Trouble.

My girlfriend’s not speaking to me because I wouldn’t open the car door for her.
It’s not my fault, I just panicked and swam for the surface.

Cheese.

What’s the best cheese to hide the smell of a horse?
Mascarpone.

London Shooting.

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes.
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.