WEEGIE translators sought by English Company ! …

This wans a stoatir – pure dead brilliant by the way. Ah couldnae believe ma oan wagglers ’til ah’d hurd it two ur three more goes. Y’see, ah’ve goat ma telli oan awra time in thi backgroon, keepin up wae whits gaun oan an ah kin even gie it a swatch when ah’m in the cludgie!

So, huv a gander at this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8308288.stm