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    Weekend Fun

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    by don_c ·

    >The Cowboy and a Rattlesnake
    >
    >It was spring in the old west.
    >
    >The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for
    >cattle that survived the winter.
    >
    >As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail,
    >it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.
    >
    > The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun
    >to shoot the snake.
    >
    >”Hold on there, partner,” said the snake, “don’t shoot, I’m an
    >enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don’t shoot me, I’ll give you any
    >three wishes you want.”
    >
    >The cowboy decided to take a chance.
    >
    >He knew he was safely out of the snake’s striking range.
    >
    >He said, “OK, first, I’d like to have a face like Clark Gable,
    >then, I’d like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally,
    >I’d like sexual equipment like this here horse I’m riding.”
    >
    >The rattlesnake said, “All right, when you get back to the bunk
    >house you’ll have all three wishes.”
    >
    >The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all
    >the way to the bunk house.
    >
    >He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.
    >
    >Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable.
    >
    >He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
    >muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    >
    >Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch
    >and shouted…”Oh My God… I was riding the MARE!
    >

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    • #2744338

      Can’t you remove the >>>

      by thechas ·

      In reply to Weekend Fun

      First, thanks for the joke.

      It is obvious that you received the joke in a forwarded e-mail.

      If it is too time consuming to remove the forwarding marks >>>>, there is software that can do this automatically for you.

      Chas

      • #2744099

        I wasnt thinking

        by don_c ·

        In reply to Can’t you remove the >>>

        I wasn’t thinking about >>> I was just goofing around and thought that the TR community need a little relief

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