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By Don_C ·
>The Cowboy and a Rattlesnake
>
>It was spring in the old west.
>
>The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for
>cattle that survived the winter.
>
>As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail,
>it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.
>
> The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun
>to shoot the snake.
>
>"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot, I'm an
>enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any
>three wishes you want."
>
>The cowboy decided to take a chance.
>
>He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range.
>
>He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable,
>then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally,
>I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."
>
>The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk
>house you'll have all three wishes."
>
>The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all
>the way to the bunk house.
>
>He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.
>
>Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable.
>
>He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
>muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
>
>Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch
>and shouted..."Oh My God... I was riding the MARE!
>

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Can't you remove the >>>

by TheChas In reply to Weekend Fun

First, thanks for the joke.

It is obvious that you received the joke in a forwarded e-mail.

If it is too time consuming to remove the forwarding marks >>>>, there is software that can do this automatically for you.

Chas

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I wasnt thinking

by Don_C In reply to Can't you remove the >>>

I wasn't thinking about >>> I was just goofing around and thought that the TR community need a little relief

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