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I love it - [i]anecdote[/i] vs. [i]antidote[/i]. Scott, you either have hidden genius or you have missed your calling. But so far, [i]robo_dev[/i] is #1 for rollicking metaphors...
Rick/Portland, OR
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by w2ktechman Accepted solution
maybe the best jokes will get T-Up's?
Dear HP,
I recently purchased an HP Printer, and as long as I am in the room, it works like a dream. Nearly every time I leave it unattended, however, the papers come out wrinkled, sometimes even shredded, and with blurred ink. If I re-start the same print job and babysit it, once again it operates without any problem. You can imagine my frustration with this situation. I would appreciate one of your technicians coming out to have a look.
Thank you,
Dave Larson
Dear Dave,
Thank you for contacting HP repair and technical support. As you know, one of our technicians was dispatched to investigate the unusual problem you have been having with your printer. He found the printer to be in perfect working order. He then set up a camera in the room with a direct relay to our office to document anything unusual that might be happening when you are out of the room. I trust the attached digital video file will clarify things. In the future, we advise keeping a careful watch on all of your printing jobs.
We appreciate your business.
Sincerely,
Mark Donaldson
The Geek Squad
http://s230.photobucket.com/albums/ee314/techman03/?action=view¤t=printerproblem.flv
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Anecdote, I mean.
It takes a lot more than one to know an epidemic! :D
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The character [i]Mrs. Malaprop[/i] first appeared in 1775 in Sheridan's stage play [i]The Rivals[/i].
[i]Malaprop[/i] is taken from the French term [i]mal a propos[/i]; the French phrase has been in common English usage for over 300 years.
That said, [i]the Scummy One[/i] is definitely [i]sui generis[/i], loosely translated from the original Latin as [i]one of a kind[/i], but better defined as a [i]genus[/i] comprising only 1 individual...
Rick/Portland, OR
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Reminded me of this:
by older mycroft Accepted solution
1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf
Only 15 miles
Only first gear and reverse used
Never driven hard
Original tyres
Original brakes
Original fuel and oil
Only 1 driver Owner
Wishing to sell due to employment lay-off
Please see photo below .
Wait for it....
This is good....... (to be sure, to be sure)

by the scummy one Accepted solution
gotten a golf cart...
Well at least they didnt get a ferrari :^0
Good One!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpZxlBAZxNM
how arguments should be won! B-)
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Even my wife laughed. So far, no frying pan missiles headed my way...
Rick/Portland, OR
by captbilly1eye Accepted solution
Don't tell my wife. I want it to be a surprise.
;-)
by jdclyde Accepted solution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI3UxB5fYIg&feature=related
got to see to the end, not what you expect... :p
by the scummy one Accepted solution
Dont open at work -- Unless you can get away with it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv8ZemoDILo&NR=1
by jdclyde Accepted solution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNhOhPPSFs&feature=related
And of course, following the scummy trend, not for work! :p
by the scummy one Accepted solution
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Edited because my keyboard is not reading my thoughts properly... :D
by older mycroft Accepted solution
Wouldn't have had to split everything down the middle and all that sh1t.
And the beauty of it is - logs don't have any fingerprints!! ;)
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by captbilly1eye Accepted solution
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them sh@t in me eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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Romeo (Act II, Scene IV)
William Shakespeare, [i]Romeo and Juliet[/i]
Rick/Portland, OR
by w2ktechman Accepted solution
wooden parts the best :0
:^0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFQUQkeJjo4&feature=related
Ok, some were pretty good and some were LAME. It is up to you to determine which is which :)
by w2ktechman Accepted solution
This was soo stupid, I actually laughed
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