A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
decides to start with the basics.
“So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?”
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds
before replying
“Errr .. 22!”.
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the
ice. “And can you tell us your height, please?”.
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her
handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the
tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and
announces “Five foot two!”.
This isn’t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real
basics. “And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name
please?”
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty
seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying
“Mandy!”.
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks,
“Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on
your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for
your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you
your name?”
“Ohh that!”, replies the blonde, “That’s just me running through
‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you….’ “.
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
