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Well some thing new from Microsoft.

By HAL 9000 Moderator ·
Seems that M$ is tired of just taking money hand over fist and is now offering anyone money when they like it. As M$ has already given me way too much I'll post this here for anyone who wants to stick their hand into M$ Pocket. :^0


CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You Have Won Yourself
" Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds!
You have the winning sum of GBP 950,000.00 from Microsoft Promotion Board? because you are a Microsoft Windows and Internet user and Microsoft software subcriber so you have automatically won yourself Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds !






INTERNET SUBSCRIBERS AGENTS PROMOTION 2007
Corporate Headquarters
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399(Promotion Service Center)
Promoter: Microsoft ?








MICROSOFT? OVERSEAS SUBCRIBERS PROMOTION.
RESULT CONFIRMATION MLTT/MTU/2007ETN FOR REF. NUMBER MCS/2310XI/07.



ABOUT YOUR WINNING DRAWS:
One potential (1) Grand Prize winner was selected in a random draw under the supervision of the administrator, Microsoft Subcribers Monthly Promotion Sweepstakes (the "Administrator"), Microsoft Subcribers Promotion judging organization,
from all qualified entries timely received.
You email randomly selected among ten (10) for this month draws held in United Kingdom. Selection was made using special
software to generate valid Microsoft Windows internet users registered email addresses under email softwares microsoft accrediated and are also sponsoring collected at random from over 40,000 company and 20,000,000 microsoft subcriber
individuals email addresses from all over the world and from registered website guestbooks in UK. All facilities and computer software were tested by Statisticians.
Your names and email address attached to ticket number 94501652450 with serial number 5349/07, batch number 12L/2007/08,
lottery ref number MCS/2310XI/07 and drew lucky number 22 - 17 - 28 -40 - 43 bouns ball 29 which
subsequently won you the lottery Grand prize in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved for the total sum of GBP 950,000 .00( Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds) in cash credited to file MLTT/MTU/2007ETN and a Full compatible Pentium M Dell Desk Top computer system with Windows xp and also upgraded by Microsoft software(Bill Gate himself) and Intel Pentium M 660 3.6 GHz CPU.
So you have been the certified person identified to the Mocrosoft Promotion Board (the "Sponsor")
as the "The Winner" of this Prize. So you are require to send your full contact details and your winning system
numbers and send to the following contact below
=======================================================================================================
Mr. John Smith.
FIDUCIARY AGENT
E-Mail: ms_john.fiduciarydept@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +447045717283
=======================================================================================================
WINNERS' LIST: For the name of the (GBP 950,000.00) Grand Prize winner and a Full compatible Pentium M Dell Desk Top Computer , send your winning ticket number 94501652450 with serial number 5349/07, batch number 12L/2007/08, lottery ref numberMCS/2310XI/07 and drew lucky number 22 - 17 - 28 -40 - 43 bouns ball 29 along with your full contact details
*Your Full Names:----------------------------
* Full Postal address:-------------------------
* Tel number:-----------------------------------
* Fax number:-----------------------------------
* County:-----------------------------------------
* State/City:-------------------------------------
* Zip Code:---------------------------------------
* Country:----------------------------------------
* Age:----------------------------------------------
to the Microsoft Monthly Promotion Sweepstakes Board Claims Agent. Your claims procedure should not exceed 1 week and If you do not contact your claims department within 7 working days of this notification,your winnings would be revoked if fail to do so. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim(IMPORTANT)pending the transfer/claim by Winner.
SWEEPSTAKES PRIZE: Grand Prize: Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds in cash (GBP 950,000.00) payable to the winner' s mail address for receiving the winning bank cheque and winning certificate or receiving wins via Courier or Bank Transfer.

ODDS OF WINNING: Odds of winning the Sweepstakes Grand Prize are dependent upon the number of eligible Microsoft Windows ucustomers email entries received.
Sponsor: Microsoft Financial Services, Inc.,
Administrator: Microsoft Overseas Subcribers Promotion Sweepstakes Board. Corporate Headquarters
One Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052-6399.
Sincerely,
Tracy Blitzer.
Microsoft Overseas Subcriber Promotion Sweepstakes
Promotion Coordinator.



Copyright? 2007 Powered by Microsoft Corporation All rights reserved.
Terms of Service - Guideline.
77635 476378


PRIVACY: The personal information you submit to receive your wins is collected by Sponsor and will be subject to Sponsor's Privacy policy Statement ("Statement"). between you and Microsoft Promotion Sweepstakes
Board your personal information will not be and cannot be disclose to third parties as explained in the Statement. Information disclosed may include financial background; identification, such as name and address; winning details; and other information relating to financial matters. Money are not eligible to be deducted from Winners wins to processed claims of such wins. And informations and claims are not allowed to be disclosed to financial institutions; retailers; companies that are not parties of the lottery ; government agencies; and direct marketers. If found guity of these, Sponsor will assume that you agree that your information may be used as the Statement describes.


Leaves very little to say doesn't it?

Col

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No Fair!!!

by w2ktechman In reply to Well some thing new from ...

I wanna be a MS ucustomer too!

"ODDS OF WINNING: Odds of winning the Sweepstakes Grand Prize are dependent upon the number of eligible Microsoft Windows ucustomers email entries received. "

How did you get ucustomer status?

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Just Unlucky I guess.

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to No Fair!!!

I loved the spelling all through the above and couldn't help but wonder why John Smith was using a Yahoo Account and not a M$ Supplied Hotmail account. :0

I suppose for those willing to answer the above all things will become clear. :^0

Col ]:)

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Um, Hal

by Tig2 In reply to Well some thing new from ...

What's a "ucustomer"???

ODDS OF WINNING: Odds of winning the Sweepstakes Grand Prize are dependent upon the number of eligible Microsoft Windows ucustomers email entries received.

Only one of many errors but one that amused me. :)

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ucustomer == unlucky customer???

by w2ktechman In reply to Um, Hal

is that MS's way of saying Thanks for being a fool???

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Hey Col, I'll trade you. . . . .

by maxwell edison In reply to Well some thing new from ...

.....TWO of my Nigerian Bank windfall opportunities for your one Microsoft Promotion.

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No Thanks Maxwell you are welcome to this one

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Hey Col, I'll trade you. ...

I just couldn't bear the thought of taking any more money away from M$ as they are almost broke already.

But if you don't have any qualms about taking M$ money feel free to use this as often as you like. :^0

Col ]:)

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And another one fresh from the

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Well some thing new from ...

Board Directors of the Global E Lottery Promotions.

Our dear Certified Winner,

The Board of Directors GLOBAL E-LOTTERY PROMOTIONS announces to you as
1 of our 3th lucky winners of this month draw held on 16th of June
2007. All 3 winning Email Addresses were randomly selected from a
batch of 820,000 international emails world-wide. And your email address
emerged alongside with 3 other as the first category winner.
Consequently you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of 630,000.00 GBP. (Six hundred and thirty thousand pounds) only.

Payment processing forms:

1. NAME IN FULL:2. ADDRESS. AGE:4: SEX 5. OCCUPATION:6. PHONE/FAX: 7.
COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE: 8. CURRENT EMAIL ADDRESS.

Please our validiting officer Dr.McGuire with those information
filed to him with this email address: validatingofficer@o2.pl
drmcguireunit@yahoo.co.uk

Sincerely,
Sir Benson Herbert.
____________________________________________
Copyright ??2005-2007 Global e-Lotteries Promotions . All
rights
reserved


Anyone needing the money please feel free to claim this prize.

I seem to remember that GG said that she wanted some new Gadgets so here's your chance Your Majesty. This amount of money should keep you in batteries for a very long time. :^0

Col ]:)

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I saw another one yesterday

by w2ktechman In reply to And another one fresh fro ...

It had less spelling flaws than any I have seen recently. Formaing was a bit off and the DO NO CALL Microsoft Directly message threw the end user a bit. So did the yahoo.com email address.

Also, it had a few more things it was asking for
And it was for 2,500,000GBP

Funny, I was going to scan it and post it (user came to me after printing it), I knew I was forgetting somehing yesterday...

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