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By NickNielsen ·
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This came in email today:

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Attn: Beneficiary,

This is an official advice from the Federal Bureau of Investigation; it has come to our notice that an Afflict Bank in African has transfer the sum of 10,500,000.00 U.S Dollar to Bank of America in your name which BOA are to credit to your personal account.

We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund. We want to make sure its a clean and legal money you are about to receive before we can instruct the Bank to credit your account.So you are advice to forward us the "Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer" (DIST) if you have it in your position to satisfy that the money your about to receive is legal and legitimate.

If you dont have these documents as required, let us know so that we can direct you on whom you are to communicate to obtain the document and send to us so that we clarify them and ask the bank holding the funds to go ahead increditing your funds to your account immediately.


This condition is valid until 15 day. after we shall take action on canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of Africa.

Sign
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
Director Washington D.C
MR.ROBERT MUELLER

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I don't have the forms they want, but if I don't claim the money, they're going to arrest me! Calamity and woe!

:^0

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"I don't claim the money, they're going to arrest me!"

by CharlieSpencer In reply to What do I DO?

The good news is that, compared to maximum security facilities, so-called 'white collar' prisons usually have a much lower sodomy rate.

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Pretty Boy Nick

by santeewelding In reply to "I don't claim the m ...

And, there's so much of him. All bets off in minimum security.

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What's that supposed to mean?

by AnsuGisalas In reply to "I don't claim the m ...

An average of once a day?

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Sodomy

by john.a.wills In reply to "I don't claim the m ...

According to Ezechiel (16:49 - 50), the sins of the Sodomites were: great pride, fullness of bread, great laziness, and not helping the poor and invalids. Are these really less in white-collar prisons? And would Nick, say, be a sinner in the prison, or once sinned against?

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Laziness??

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Sodomy

Can't be. No one has yet approached me asking to be sodomized. I have to actively pursue a partner. No one ever committed sodomy while sitting on their @$$.

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Maybe

by JamesRL In reply to Laziness??

You aren't what they are looking for. No one said life was fair....

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If they're looking for me,

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Maybe

they're facing in the wrong direction.

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Either that...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to If they're looking for me ...

or very very supple...

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NOT going to prison

by NickNielsen In reply to Sodomy

If worse comes to worse, I'll tell them it was a different <a href=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=843&q=Nick+Nielsen&aq=f&aqi=g8g-b2&aql=t&oq=>Nick Nielsen</a>. There are a few of us around.

And if it gets worse than that, I know a cabin in the woods...

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I'll visit.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to What do I DO?

Bring cookies, too.

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