Now everyone knows that our dear peer Mae is an absolute sweetheart, but…
I have read dozens of posts where people are in fear of dear Mae, but why?
I’ve seen some real reasons, she wears Doc Martins and doesn’t give a rats what you think about it (I actually like that one), she has her husband in check and doesn’t give a rats what HE thinks about it(now that one really runs the gamut of reasons to fear!) but one I ran across was where she was threatening to scratch JD’s albums!! Yes, records!!
Scratch a record? OMG she’s lost it.
Now in Mae’s defense, and for my own safety, I must add that she only threatened to scratch his Streisand albums, not his Iron Maiden collection. 🙂
Now that’s just downright dirty and horrid, I still haven’t figurd out whether that pertains to the albums themselves or Mae’s threat to scratch them. [i]Mine are all scratched already from being overplayed.[/i]
I don’t know if such nasty and offensive banter should be alowed on TR….I guess I’ll have to ask Mae if it’s okay. 😉
Remember that classic Judas Priest song, ALL FEAR THE MAECUFF!!!
Youre in for surprise
Youre in for a shock
In Ohio streets
When theres darkness and fog
When you least expect her
And you turn your back
She’ll attack
She smiles when she’s sneaking
Through shadows by the wall
She laughs when she’s creeping
But you wont hear her at all
All hear her warning
Never turn your back
On the maecuff
Youll soon shake with fear
Never knowing if she’s near
She’s sly and she’s shameless
Nocturnal and nameless
Except for the maecuff
Or if you like ‘mae the knife’
Any back alley street
Is where you’ll probably meet
Underneath a gas lamp
Where the air’s cold and damp
She’s a nasty surprise
She’s a devil in disguise
She’s a footstep at night
She’s a scream of the fright
All hear my warning
Never turn your back
On the maecuff…the meacuff….the maecuff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
Just havin’ fun, everyone loves you! OM ([i]please[/i] don’t scratch my records!)