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windows genuinity

By the.restinghorror ·
mine is a windows xp service pack2. it is a pirated version. i unfortunately connected to the microsoft website. it shows genuinity problem. how to rectify it?

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Buy a NON PIRATED copy, then call MS.

by ThumbsUp2 In reply to windows genuinity

This is the only way to rectify the situation.

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You pay peanuts - You get monkeys ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to windows genuinity

You 'save' moolah by buying a pirated XP - End of update capability, period.

But you already knew that when you "unfortunately connected to the microsoft website" - didn't you.

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How to fix this

by w2ktechman In reply to windows genuinity

get a shotgun
load said shotgun
point shotgun at computer
pull trigger on said shotgun

buy a new computer with a non-pirated version of Windows (or other OS)

set it up

see shotgun in corner. Load said shotgun
point at yourself for being stupid enough to make this post.
pull trigger

See, troubles over, how easy was that?

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That seems a bit O.T.T. surely. I mean ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to How to fix this

TWO cartridges ???

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Right again Mr M

by tintoman In reply to That seems a bit O.T.T. ...

after all if this person puts the shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger he wont give a flying fig about genuine windows

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Deoes seem wasteful

by Dumphrey In reply to That seems a bit O.T.T. ...

but maybe they have very bad aim?

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I would expend the second cartridge...

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to That seems a bit O.T.T. ...

simply for the use of the genuinity 'word'.

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Even ONE is irresponsible

by jdclyde In reply to That seems a bit O.T.T. ...

Just think of the carbon footprint. And then there is the use of chemicals to clean up afterwards!

Now, a nice rope made from pure cotton (renewable resource!) thrown over a beam is a more RESPONSIBLE solution.

It can be reused for multiple assclowns such as this.

See, we CAN go green and save the world! B-)

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I see the errors of my post

by w2ktechman In reply to Even ONE is irresponsible

I fully understand what was wrong with it. yes, over the top is right. But JD has the answer -- go green/renewable.
And just think, this will work in any country in the world.
I didnt even think about this action in a country where people do not have access to purchase a shotgun... So the rope IS the solution.

Mabe we can open a 'suicide hotel', where people line up to rent a room for an hour. noose is already setup. They can ponder their time to depart, and then just step into the noose :^0

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"It's just a man and a horse being hung"

by jdclyde In reply to I see the errors of my po ...

Subjected my boys to Blazing Saddles recently....

Now they want me to buy it so they can watch it repeatedly.... ;\

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

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