You Can't Fly Like an Eagle

It has nothing to do with truth, it has nothing to do with fun.

You often post the same chauvenistic comments in yoru threads when it comes to women's 'place' in the world and how you see their role on earth.

This has been shown as your mindset, not your 'alter ego' or 'character' and certainly not for a laugh.

Thank you. There is a difference.

Now, you know, we're going to have to hear the whole 'wizard of oz' sh*t. How about this, I'll be the wizard for a while and you can be the bitch.

I know, I know, this is just another of my nefarious attempts to emasculate all the men I can.

Of course!

Whilst I was applauding you on wording of your answer to MrM, please also let me congratulate you on your restraint as you didn't say ALL that should have been.

Neil

:-)

I wouldn't mind so much if I at least got to wear the pants ONCE in a while!! Why do I ALWAYS have to be the indian when it's playtime? I want to fire the cap gun too!!

As for the "Wizard of Oz" stuff, it's actually getting amusing how many people come up with the exact same comment as if it is somewhat clever.

There are so many other taunts that are much more witty than that one, I know because the Oz is a good friend of mine and I get him with it all the time.

Wizard of Oz, what a witty retort, how clever, great play on words and all that, LOL!

Makes you wonder how some poeple get their pants on by themselves in the morning. :D

I'm still laughing.....incredible restraint.

No doubt a lady. Most of the women I know would've went with the 'two incher' or dickless wonder kinda deal ;-)

Good for you.

I think it's time you stopped playing with your cap gun, you're gonna go blind.

Quite frankly, there are some things I would rather not think about :)

That you can go away for a while and comeback to find little has changed. Mae, you are beyond all doubt, one very intelligent and funny lady with great insights. :D ;)

Yes I understand....I guess it's just 'short' sighted and 'narrow' attitudes that got us here.

I'll just go get my 'swizzle stick' and mix myself another drink.

Forgive me or 'bringing that up'. ;-)

Don't apologize for bringing it up, the point is you COULD bring it up.

That's why I always close one eye and grimace. You know....make one of those painful porno faces!

Bow baba Bow WOOOOW!!!

Thanks for the enjoyment. I have not had so much fun in ages.

If you have not "had so much fun in ages", you should really consider getting out more.