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thats way gross JD!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not the one that brought up big beavs!

Steffi, it is all HER fault! B-)

And I TOLD you it was a heck of a visual, didn't I? :D

Roar anyone? :0

:^0

The [b]Dumb Blond[/b] has got it all wrong again. What I have arranged it to add 150 Kilos per breast she's forgotten to take into account the existing Breast Tissue that is already there. :D

What the Surgeon is prepared to do is use Liposuction to remove all the fat from the But, Upper Thighs and Abs then use Therapeutic Cloning to increase the mass to the desired amount/weight and then proceed to inject this in till all is used so that will add approx 150 Kilos to each breast and not have any possible rejection problems or allow Steffi's breasts to look like water wings which is common with conventional Breast Augmentation Surgery. :p

I have warned her about the required exercises and the need to keep a lot of muscle around her pelvis to prevent the bone cutting things to shreds when she pushes against them with her pelvis.

But the end result should look good a large Bust thin waist no fat on the hips Bum or upper thigh and no developing stomach to deal with. :0

But at that size some Countries Governments may class them as [b]Lethal Weapons.[/b] :^0

Col ]:)

I can now see just about anything, anytime I want, not just the pop culture crap that is wasting time and space.

My boys and I will sit around youtubing at night together instead of watching tv. much more fun, and more interactive. I have a few systems side by side, so we see who can find the funniest or coolest videos.

All you need is the imagination on what to look for!

The Britney Spears Death Metal video still cracks me up. :D

I saw this a few years ago, and it is cool that it is available here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xqWff_164s

This is the ULTIMATE "some people have WAY too much time on their hands" video!

I haven't seen that one. Do you have the link?

(edited to note that I found it... Hillarious!)

This is a cute one. You have probably seen it too. Darth calls to apologize to Palpatine after the Death Star is blown up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y91RRfDlG4

Hey, I wonder if this will work...

Hmmm.

i've got nasty images of huge man eating beavers..
the type a man could literally get lost in..

going to take me a while to shake the visuals i think..

Steff..he's blaming this all on you..not sure if i agree with him..i may just say ok to humour him, but you knwo what i mean right?

The women in your family are welcome to come on by!!!

that when a male comes out of the womb, he spends the rest of his life trying to get back in.
I think that we are much different, because my way of getting back in and yours, are totally different. I don't actually try to climb in there completely. Instead, I like to........
I am too pure to continue.
But I have been swimming recently in the gutter, so after I got out and looked around, I should explain better what I thought we were talking about previously.
Pet Beavers. Yes, I actually thought that we were discussing a womans pet, and they can be tamed, groomed, etc.. So, I thought that you were disgusted with a woman because she had an untamed Beaver (pet of course). If this is the case, if you really liked her, but her pet was too wild for you, I would suggest to send the Beaver to obedience school and have it tamed and then to be groomed. This can make for a much happier relationship with the pet Beaver.
If the beaver is still a problem, then you must find another woman, maybe one with a different pet, like Shelly's pet kitten that drools and purrs. A drooling, purring Kitten is much more tamed that a wild Beaver, and you may find that you like it better. But, you can predict their behavior after getting to know them.
Although rare, you may find that you prefer women with other pets instead. There are plenty to choose from, like fox or a fawn. Personally, I like playing with all of these pets, that is just the way I am.

I think that I am 'too' pure on this subject, maybe I have been reading too many of Dave's posts, I don't know......

beach party yet! What happened everyone? (as if I could understand anyway)

Then nobody would drive SUVs because they are a waste. I don't need all that space, But I like em large! The better to apply aftershave. :-)

Women's pets are to be treated with tender loving care. The way you treat their pets is often the way to their hearts.

Just look at the woman, look at her pet and remember that she has allowed you to get this close. You should feel priveledged that she has allowed you to see it. Even more if she has allowed you to pet it. Remember that petting this furry little animal is the first step towards a deeper relationship.

Now, if it is too wild you will need to take care not to get bitten. Some of these furry things have been known to have little parasites if not kept clean enough. We will assume that you have chosen a wholesome woman that keeps their pet clean. Regular washing and grooming is definitely in order.

You may even offer to help wash and groom this pet, brush the fur and so on. Often this can be accomplished in the shower. One of those handheld shower things is good in this case. You can set it on pulse which can often sooth the pet.

If you show concern and care with the little furry animal, you don't know how far the relationship can take you.

I hope that this has helped.

MOUTHfull. more than a mouth full is suppose to be a waste.

Funny how guys go nuts over something as silly as breasts, huh?

so Dawg is correct, once a blonde, always a blonde...

ducking for cover......... :)

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I offered a much smaller augmentation to Steffi but she wanted bigger and better. :p

So in this case at least it's the woman who is demanding something so big that she will be unable to get through doors, onto aircraft and even if squeezed in will be required to buy several seats to keep the weight distribution right on the aircraft. :0

Not to mention what any car that she is in will look like from behind by the Police when they pull her up for having a defective vehicle as it's much lower on her side to the road than the other side and quite likely to have those wheels off the ground. :D

Col ]:)

I'll put into terms you men are likely to understand....

We plan on getting you into the squared circle, and piledriving your ass through the floor!!

Now do you understand??

It was because of Dave that I started talking about Beavers.

Oh and Shell I think I know what your talking about, maybe something to do with what we've been talking about recently?? At least I think I get it!

I already have more that a handful, unless of course you have HUGE hands! Then if you do maybe you should introduce yourself to me ;) ooops sorry!

Anyway I already have more than a handful does that mean I'm wasting my time with this op?? My mum always told me bigger was definitely better, so I just assumed this would go for my boobs too.

But as Lethal Weapons in this case [b]Bigger is Defiantly Better.[/b] :p

You could kill several people by just allowing one to lye across their chest and no one could possibly say that it was intentional. With that much weight resting you someones chest it would cause them to suffocate as they couldn't breath. With both resting on someones face they would be killed fairly quickly by a total lack of being able to breath. :0

OH look in your In Box as I've sent you a PPS which you can open at work. :p

Col ]:)

under no circumstances they be allowed to move/bounce while someone has their head between them. It would kill them (although they would be enjoying it right before death).

I think that I interpreted a few words from the womans post. Ass and Piledriving and Floor....
Hmmm... Sounds interesting!
But I could not make out the beach part date yet. I will try to interpret again later (unless you found an interpreter already)

When we see these shows the interview people on current events, history, etc., of course they pick the most entertaining.

But 2 things:

1. the home viewer is smart enough to get the correct answer or it would not be funny.
2. a lot of people will do anything to get on television, even appearing stupid.

Dad

Men, when you are married for a long time, you no longer have an opinion. Just as your spouse!

Look more closely. Consider word choice. "Condition" has more literally correct connotations than "disease" to describe life. Life is a prerequisite of disease, as inanimate objects and corpses are definitely, and in Hal's world "defiantly", not diseased! But not all life is diseased, nor is most life diseased through most of its duration. Likewise, instead of "extremely bad prognosis" the words "limited duration" carry connotations that are more [b]logically[/b] consistent with [b]more[/b] of the pertinent facts.

OK, wanna tell me to eat my hat? Go ahead. I know what the pertinent facts are, now here's an impertinent retort: eat it your ***king self, you're not paying me enough to tell me what to do, a**hole!

That's your prerogative. Personally I try to stay away from Shrinks and the really crazy ones even further. :p

But it is essentially right Life is Sexually Transmitted and as such has to be defined as a Disease and while you may have a short term point about the Duration it still has a Bad Prognosis from a Medical Prospective and unfortunately Medical People only think in Medical Terms so with that single constraint placed on us all Carl Jung has to be treated as correct in all aspects of this particular quote. :0

Col ]:)