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If you were a professional wrestler...

By jfuller05 ·
and liked the IT field would you incorporate IT terms into your wrestling name?

Examples I thought of:

The "Firewall" Craig Matthews

Ronald Adrian McPeek (RAM)

Irvine Seth Adams (ISA)

"Power User" Ken Westfall

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Sterling "Chip" Camden

by neilb@uk In reply to If you were a professiona ...

What more needs to be said?

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My Wrestling name would be.....

by TheProfessorDan In reply to If you were a professiona ...

Dan "The Answer" Schoedel (I am a helpdesk specialist at my full time job).

But then my alter ego would the

"The Professor Dan"

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Sounds like a good one.

by jfuller05 In reply to My Wrestling name would b ...

Your finishing move for "The Answer" could be called, "The Final Call"; a little cheesy, but it would go with the character.

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That is funny

by TheProfessorDan In reply to Sounds like a good one.

I never considered the finishing move. I like that. "The answer has his opponent up for THE FINAL CALL. 1-2-3."

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"The Administrator", "Net God", or "Super User"

by CharlieSpencer In reply to If you were a professiona ...

I'd avoid 'root user' because of the obvious potential for abuse.

Malware
Cybot
PowerPoint (tm)
Virus Attack
Botnet

But NOT 'iPad'

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Good ones

by jfuller05 In reply to "The Administrator", "Net ...

I laughed for a minute at "The Administrator."

In my head, I heard the Macho Man saying The Administrator. :^0

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Funny, that's the tone of voice I imagined too.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Good ones

Finishing moves: the Defragger or the Ctrl-Alt-Del!

"The Admin throws RAM into the ropes! RAM bounces off and, AND ... straight into the Defragger! He won't be kicking out of that one. 1...2...3!"

Edited to add 'Pantalla Azul de la Muerte' ('Blue Screen of Death') as my luchador identity. Obviously a blue mask with white text. My manager brings a laptop ringside and belts my opponent with it when I distract the ref. (I haven't looked at rasslin' in years, so I apologize if someone is already doing that. Manager Jim Cornette used to do that with an early model 'brick' mobile phone sometimes, when he didn't use a tennis racket.)

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LOL

by seanferd In reply to Funny, that's the tone of ...

"Three Fingers" Palmetto.

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I'd like to know

by GSG In reply to If you were a professiona ...

A) What you've been smoking, and
B) Are you going to share with the rest of the class?

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lol (no text)

by jfuller05 In reply to I'd like to know
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