Self-stirring mug

Why stir your drink when you don’t have to? With a press of a button, your drink will do it for you. The self-stirring mug is $18.99 on ThinkGeek.

Delete the cookies

No! Anything but the cookies! $9.95 on CafePress.

Binary mug

When this mug is filled with hot liquids, the cup changes to spell out “hot” in binary. It’s yours for $11.99 on ThinkGeek.

What is your superpower?

Not all heroes wear capes. $9.95 on CafePress.

Working on it

This might just be your default phrase, so why not have it on your coffee mug? $9.95 on CafePress.

IT project manager

Sometimes trust is the most important thing in a working relationship. $9.95 on CafePress.

Sysadmin giveth and taketh

The sysadmin gods can be so kind, yet so cruel. $12.95 on CafePress.

​RockIT scientist

Remind your colleagues that it might not take a rocket scientist, but it definitely takes a RockIT Scientist to do your job. $12.95 on CafePress.

Pi light-up mug

This mug reveals Pi to 334 decimal places when hot liquid is added to it. It’s $14.99 on ThinkGeek.

No, I will not fix your computer

Don’t even ask, Karen. Let it be clear that no means no with this $9.95 mug on CafePress.

Lose your Wi-Fi

This mug’s mantra is especially true for anybody who works in IT. It’s yours for $9.95 on CafePress.

Ember smart mug

The Ember smart mug will keep your drink at the perfect temperature for up to two hours. Pre-order it now for $149.00.

10 types of people

You know it’s a good cup when it makes you think and laugh. $9.95 on CafePress.

iTea expert

This mug will give your job expertise a new meaning. $9.95 on CafePress.

Please wait

Hopefully it didn’t freeze. $9.95 at CafePress.

IT wheel

Don’t feel like coming up with a response? Refer your colleagues to one of the many answers on this $9.95 mug from CafePress.

User error

So typical, right? $9.95 on CafePress.

IT Guy

Who needs a name tag when you can have this? $9.95 on CafePress.

Back it up

Everybody should know this standard operating procedure by now. $12.95 on CafePress.

Id10t mug

Let your colleagues know where the real error is. $9.95 on CafePress.

I speak SQL

Why, yes, you do speak multiple languages. $9.95 at CafePress.

I know your password

Everybody in the office will really know who’s in charge now. $9.95 on CafePress.

Home sweet home

Only the real IT nerds get it. $12.95 on CafePress.

Have you tried ...

Always try this first, people. $9.95 at CafePress.

Eat, sleep, code

Life is all about priorities. This mug is $9.95 at CafePress.

Clean data

Never mind the question, clean data is the answer. $12.95 on CafePress.

Network analyst slogan

It’s always good to have a catchy motto. $19.95 on CafePress.

Bits and bytes

It might be of bits and bytes, but this travel mug definitely isn’t tiny. $7.97 on CafePress.

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